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The "Stupidest Things I've Heard Today" Thread
Post 'em up here while they're fresh in your mind.
I'll start with four: 3. I want the one with the bigger GBs. 2. I Wanna Be President! And today's winner: 4. Preserve your right to choose not to wear a helmet by wearing a helmet.
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Be a Team Player..
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This?????? It's just a cold sore.
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We must listen to the people, reduce spending and reduce the size of government. -- Nancy Pelosi
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"Don't go Ninjin' someone who don't need Ninjin'...!!!"
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"Yeah, I didn't wear a condom. But come on, how often am I in Haiti?"
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Too many on a daily basis to list.
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Quote:
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Just another damn "Dave" Decidedly unpleasant, does not play well with others. Fluent in Pidgin Cigar Spanish. http://sherlynpopelka.net/ Revelation 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. *Usual manly disclaimer applies, if applicable.
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This happens oh, every once in a while:
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I'm not saying it was your fault. I said I'm blaming you. Ricky it's only metal, we can out think it..... Simplicate, never Complify http://www.FraZzledEgGs.com Rhetorical Questions.... Who Needs 'em? ... Famous Tripod
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Today someone quoted Sheila Jackson Lee.
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I'm not saying it was your fault. I said I'm blaming you. Ricky it's only metal, we can out think it..... Simplicate, never Complify http://www.FraZzledEgGs.com Rhetorical Questions.... Who Needs 'em? ... Famous Tripod
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Someone quoted who?
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Not today, but ever; absolutely.
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That hurt.
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