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Old 01-13-2009, 09:25 AM
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That will put a smile on anyone's tush.
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Old 01-13-2009, 09:47 AM
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Was she perhaps smuggling raisins too?

I like my women just a lil on the.....trashy side.......
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:40 AM
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:42 PM
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:54 PM
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Wouldn't that be more like an assload?
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Old 01-13-2009, 05:05 PM
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Old 01-13-2009, 05:38 PM
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Is that chocolate on the smiley's chin?
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Old 01-13-2009, 05:39 PM
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Old 06-05-2009, 11:06 AM
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Old 06-05-2009, 12:04 PM
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Old 06-08-2009, 12:37 AM
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What do you think is on the front of her knickers?
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Old 06-08-2009, 12:48 AM
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