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Best fishing story
>> A young guy from Idaho moves to Florida and goes to a big
>> "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. >> >> The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" >> >> The kid says "Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in Idaho." >> >> Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked the kid and figured he'd >> give him a shot, so he gave him the job. >> >> "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you >> did." >> >> His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the >> store was locked up, the boss came down to the sales floor. >> >> "How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid frowns >> and looks at the floor and mutters, "One". >> >> The boss says "Just one?!!? Our sales people average sales to 20 to >> 30 customers a day. >> >> "That will have to change, and soon, if you'd like to continue your >> employment here. We have very strict standards for our sales force >> here in Florida. One sale a day might have been acceptable in Idaho, >> but you're not on the farm anymore, son." >> >> The kid took his beating, but continued to look at his shoes, so the >> boss felt kinda bad for chewing him out on his first day. He asked >> (semi-sarcastically), "So, how much was your one sale for?" >> >> The kid looks up at his boss and says "$101,237.65." >> >> The boss, astonished, says $101,237.65?!? What the heck did you >> sell?" >> >> The kid says, "Well, first, I sold him some new fish hooks. Then I >> sold him a new fishing rod to go with his new hooks. Then I asked >> him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told >> him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat >> department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he >> didn't think his ***** Civic would pull it, so I took him down to >> the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." >> >> The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold >> him a boat and a TRUCK!?" >> >> The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife, >> and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing!"
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Hi I'm Tom. Darned if I can remember anyone else's name. MDCGA The Road Goes On Forever... To Ride is Life... In search of the Doof 43. . . . ....... . . Colorado Motel Wreckers 2012 ... Midnight Riders of The Beartooth 2013... |
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That's awesome!
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