Mission Complete...Baby Wrench Liberated

Originally Posted by Jams

What's pairofnines talking about--><-here?->

Did them bastages steal your patch?

Ok this is pure Doof. I was in a hurry and have been too busy to get them sewn on.......so I used a fabric glue and ironed them on. Fabric glue + 80-90 mph = Bye Bye Patches. Only way I knew it was... my "Low Rider" patch was hitting me in the face so Lil Rascal tore it off....then she felt for the rest of them...and yelled (at 80 mph).....THE DOOF PATCHES ARE GONE!!!

[MegaGlide]

Originally Posted by BigAlsFXDL

Ok this is pure Doof. I was in a hurry and have been too busy to get them sewn on.......so I used a fabric glue and ironed them on. Fabric glue + 80-90 mph = Bye Bye Patches. Only way I knew it was... my "Low Rider" patch was hitting me in the face so Lil Rascal tore it off....then she felt for the rest of them...and yelled (at 80 mph).....THE DOOF PATCHES ARE GONE!!!

For once, I'm speechless.

[Xkvator]

Have you posted a reward yet, Al...Big Al?

[trmn8r]

This time unlike the little wrench caper, the GazintAs dont have Al's patches. Al was in front of me at 80-90 mph, his patch blew off, came back got caught on my face (stung like hell), when I saw what it was I immediatly ripped it off my face and threw it into the wind!








































ok not really, actually never saw it... but being a doof patch thats what I'd of had to do

[thedog]

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

For once, I'm speechless.

And you're supposed to be leading this band of merry misfitting malcontents? You should be proud .. Big Al does something perfectly dOOFy and, better yet, admits it in an international forum.

Of the dOOFs there, though, the Axe Man displayed more bubblegum-clad resolve. I don't think there's any way in hell or on earth he'll ever turn towards the enlightenment that only GazintAs share. The front of my left-side slip-on slipped off at 80 mph with Axe Man behind me .. if the front lip of it had caught a decent crack in the pavement it would have ripped the fender halfway off. The Axe Man never wavered and led me to safety.

Big Al, That explains why you were so intent on drowning your sorrows...

You are a brave and courageous DooF Big Al & Lil"Rascal too......certainly worthy of some sort of mertitous recognition.....

I got it! we should commemorate "The DooF Safety Pin award" in your honor and in recognition of this mission you undertook.



we should vote on this ---- yay another vote!

Originally Posted by BigAlsFXDL

Ok this is pure Doof. I was in a hurry and have been too busy to get them sewn on.......so I used a fabric glue and ironed them on. Fabric glue + 80-90 mph = Bye Bye Patches. Only way I knew it was... my "Low Rider" patch was hitting me in the face so Lil Rascal tore it off....then she felt for the rest of them...and yelled (at 80 mph).....THE DOOF PATCHES ARE GONE!!!

I have to call BS on this story. Now here is the deal:

Al's daughter, the lovely Ashley, and Wife, the delightful Darla, had the opportunity to meet a bunch of GazintAs that gave them GazintA shirts(see pictures elsewhere) treated them like ladies ( Texans are taught as youngsters by their Mammas to treat ladies with respect) and feed them like queens( The Captain's feast is not to be bested).

Al was headed down the road trying to conserve fuel by running on one cyl. after pulling the plug wire from one spark plug( but that is a story for another time just don"t forget to ask Al about it).

Delightful Darla did a "reach around" (ask Al what Darla was holding at the 43 road sign) ripped off the 43 crap patches and threw them to the wind.

As a friend Darla has requested that I order a set of "Seven Patches" for Al because she is a GazintA convert and has assured me that Al will wear the 7 patch or he may never "RIDE AGAIN" (I don't think that threat has any thing to do with a Harley).

[thedog]

That sounds about right, nines.

[route66paul]

Originally Posted by Pastor Pat

Great pics Al...I hope you all noticed I was drinking water at the bar. Not to say I didn't have my two Shiner limit...just saying I tried to set a good example. It didn't work...they were wasted on Saturday. Oh well...next year. Had a great time with one fine group of folks.

There was another Doof there? or you speaking of Big Al and yourself?

Originally Posted by route66paul

There was another Doof there? or you speaking of Big Al and yourself?

There were 4 of us.........for a while there was only 2 1/2 though....just saying

[genoway]

Good for Lil Rascal!

[Bofinn]

I do believe BigAl got a tittie twister in pic #13 - How was it?