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Old 07-01-2013, 10:29 AM
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zInT sex

A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying
to get the nerve up to jump. A passing zInT stops and says, "Since
you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had
sex first?"

The woman said "Hell no...get away from me!"


The zInT turned to leave and muttered "Okay, I'll just go wait at

the bottom."

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Old 07-01-2013, 04:43 PM
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