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04-16-2016, 05:42 PM
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The bakery
A woman walks into a bakery, to buy some dinner rolls. As the owner is checking her out, she notices a big guy in the work area. He is stripped to
the waist and is squeezing and folding a big arm load of dough against his hairy chest. "What's that man doing?" asks the woman. "He's kneading dough to make bread." answers the owner. "Why, that's disgusting, I've never seen anything so gross. I have a good mind to call the health department." exclaims the woman. To this the owner says, "That's nothing lady. You should stop by on Tuesdays and watch him make donuts."
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 Master of Contemplation Last edited by Ol Mike; 04-16-2016 at 08:09 PM. 
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04-16-2016, 07:28 PM
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That's how we did it in the navy....
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Hi I'm Tom. Darned if I can remember anyone else's name.   MDCGA The Road Goes On Forever... To Ride is Life... In search of the Doof 43. . . .           ...... .  . .  Colorado Motel Wreckers 2012 ... Midnight Riders of The Beartooth 2013...      
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04-16-2016, 08:00 PM
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How do you think they came up with sourdough?
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Hi I'm Tom. Darned if I can remember anyone else's name. MDCGA The Road Goes On Forever... To Ride is Life... In search of the Doof 43. . . . ....... . . Colorado Motel Wreckers 2012 ... Midnight Riders of The Beartooth 2013...
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04-16-2016, 08:02 PM
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04-16-2016, 08:53 PM
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 April 13, 2016 -- The day Richard was speechless. May your hands always be busy, May your feet always be swift. May you have a strong foundation When the winds of changes shift. May your heart always be joyful, and may your song always be sung, May you stay forever young! --Bob Dylan
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04-17-2016, 07:33 PM
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Was the guy Bavarian, perchance?
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Just another damn "Dave"  Decidedly unpleasant, does not play well with others. Fluent in Pidgin Cigar Spanish.   http://sherlynpopelka.net/        Revelation 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.   *Usual manly disclaimer applies, if applicable.
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04-18-2016, 02:07 PM
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Mmmmmm, doughnuts!
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