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My Story, the Beginning... Welcome! The purpose of this forum is to "formally" introduce yourself to other members. Bonus points for telling us something embarrassing. We encourage you to visit the "Our origins and history.." area to gain a little insight into how the heck this all started, anyway. |
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Welcome Troy!! From Dirk & Autumn in Beautiful British Columbia...
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Welcome from Northern Indiana!
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Like a Boss. [img][/img] Stinky pinky gulp and guzzle big rig snooze and stop. "History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid" - Gen Eisenhower.
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Thanks for the warm welcome.
Being that several of you have asked.....here it goes..... Back story: To begin with, I'm not a "cat person", and even more so after the following event. I was simply tricked into going to a "Cat Show" with the warden....that's my pet name for the wife. There's not a real easy way to keep this short, so bear with me. Several months after the cat show we ended up adopting a Blue Abyssinian that was 9 years old. Well, the cat's previous owner had the cat accustomed to sleeping in the bed and under the sheets. What the previous owner didn't tell us was that the cat was easily startled, VERY easily. So, one lovely evening the wife and I go to bed and shortly thereafter the cat decides that he needs to be under the sheets and down near the wife's feet. All is well. Keep in mind that my feet are extremely ticklish. Around 3 AM I roll over and my foot ever so slightly grazes the cat. Being that my feet are ticklish I twitched a little, well, when I twitched the cat went haywire and began bouncing up and down under the sheets at the foot of the bed like a superball. Amidst all the commotion the cat scratched me right across the top of my foot. Ever been scratched by a cat on your foot? Let me tell you, it's not pleasant. With that I yank my foot away at the speed of light. When something is traveling that fast it doesn't stop quickly. Unfortunately the rate of speed was so great that my heel finally stopped right after it landed between my legs crushing the pork and beans. If you're a man, you know how it feels, I wanted to throw up right there in the bed next to my wife who was still sound asleep. How she slept through all of this I have no idea, and I wasn't about to wake her up because I knew she'd just laugh uncontrollably, which she and I both did the following day. The end. Troy |
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Welcome aboard Troy!
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Welcome Troy, I and the wife rode with ya at Cloud Riders, we were one of the trikes that showed. Glad to have ya on board, enjoy yerself!!
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Remarkable. So few men are flexible enough to kick themselves in the nuts. Well, any guy who can do that is man enough for purple. Welcome aboard.
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Welcome to the asylum. You picked a great event for your first 'group therapy' session.
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Welcome from the "mitten" state! It's a fun place to be
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TxBandit ! From a red county in the Democratic Peoples Republic of NY (Upstate, that is).
When you tell us "I have arrived!", are you saying the crime has finally arrived at the scene? Don't worry about the "Really Small Member" appellation, it'll go away soon enough and the ladies here are polite enough not to giggle... I had a 2006 Dyna I rode better than half way across the U.S. a few times. Get a comfy seat, makes all the difference. Of course, now I have a Road King, the Touring bikes are great for long rides (even better than my old Dyna). Ride safe, post often!
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The crime has finally arrived at the scene.
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Welcome from Tennessee. Maggie Valley is next. Just get on it and ride til you get back.
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Bandit at MV doesn't he have to have a five post minimum before attending
Go Purple and they will make you president
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Welcome, Troy, from the Cornerstone of Illinois!
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Purple, green, Maggie Valley. I've got a lot to learn and there's a lot to remember around here! I'll give it my best shot, but I'm not making any promises.
Troy
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Pay no attention to the purple stuff. Just a bunch of R'ing and stinking.
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