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02-05-2008, 12:30 AM
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&%#( Government Studies
In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head
of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000 they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study, and after $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Canada , unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of $75 and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
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02-05-2008, 01:59 AM
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02-05-2008, 06:44 AM
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Like a Boss. [img]  [/img]Stinky pinky gulp and guzzle big rig snooze and stop.                "History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid" - Gen Eisenhower.
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02-05-2008, 07:06 AM
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Don 06 K1200GT "And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County/ Down by the Green River where Paradise lay/ Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking/ mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away" John Prine             
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02-05-2008, 07:51 AM
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It's like a piston ring.
Dumbasses.
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Just another damn "Dave"  Decidedly unpleasant, does not play well with others. Fluent in Pidgin Cigar Spanish.  http://sherlynpopelka.net/      Revelation 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.         *Usual manly disclaimer applies, if applicable.
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02-05-2008, 07:56 AM
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Y'all are making me blush. . .
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02-05-2008, 01:35 PM
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I know it's saved me a headache on many occasions.
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02-05-2008, 02:22 PM
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I need to show this to my wife.
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02-05-2008, 02:27 PM
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Almost as funny as the first time...
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