a blonde doofette

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.

She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, - "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!!!"

[Kfengler]

Blonde Doofette????


Isn't that like saying Blonde Blonde, or Doofette Doffette...

[ms_tapestry]

Originally Posted by Kfengler

Blonde Doofette????


Isn't that like saying Blonde Blonde, or Doofette Doffette...

We can hurt you. . .

[Kfengler]

Originally Posted by ms_tapestry

We can hurt you. . .

oooweee!! Make it hurt so goood!

[Lady Godiva]

Originally Posted by captainlee

The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, - "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!!!"

If it was a Gazinta babe then she would have just duct taped the gutted carcasses to her feet!!!!!!!!!!! Just sayin...........

[hornrocker]

Originally Posted by BigAlsFXDL

If it was a Gazinta babe then she would have just kicked the crap out of the shopkeeper and took the damn shoes from him in the first place... Just sayin...........

Fixed it for ya Al, Big Al

[route66paul]

Quote:
Originally Posted by BigAlsFXDL
If it was a Gazinta babe then she would have just kicked the crap out of the shopkeeper and took the damn shoes from him in the first place... Just sayin...........

Originally Posted by hornrocker

Fixed it for ya Al, Big Al

She wouldn't have had to beat him up, all she would have to do is smile and show her 3 teeth. Even Al Bundy would have given them up.

[ms_tapestry]

Originally Posted by BigAlsFXDL

If it was a Gazinta babe then she would have just duct taped the gutted carcasses to her feet!!!!!!!!!!! Just sayin...........

Am I missing something here? I went and checked the roster. . .I didn't see any Gazinita babes. Is there really such a thing?

Originally Posted by ms_tapestry

Am I missing something here? I went and checked the roster. . .I didn't see any Gazinita babes. Is there really such a thing?

They are called Ms Presidents>

http://www.doofclenas.com/forums/sho...90&postcount=1

Originally Posted by ms_tapestry

Am I missing something here? I went and checked the roster. . .I didn't see any Gazinita babes. Is there really such a thing?

[ms_tapestry]

Oh. . .hmph. Well I'm glad they have at least two. . .bless their hearts.

Originally Posted by ms_tapestry

Oh. . .hmph. Well I'm glad they have at least two. . .bless their hearts.

Just so you know:

Ashley is BigAl's daughter---she is beautiful and much smarter than her dad>

[ms_tapestry]

Originally Posted by pairofnines

Just so you know:

Ashley is BigAl's daughter---she is beautiful and much smarter than her dad>

Oh, so y'all had to borrow one from the Doofs?

Originally Posted by ms_tapestry

Oh, so y'all had to borrow one from the Doofs?

Ms Ashley was never a Doof>