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Old 01-14-2009, 07:10 PM
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My GPS adds another dimension to my riding. I really enjoy it a lot. I know a lot of people like to kinda zone out and just think about the road, but I like knowing little things along the way. How far I have gone, how far to the next town, the name of the next town, average speed, top speed, etc.
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I haven't really used them alot yet,but I bought some multi state maps. Kind of nice to look at few states at once, instead of flipping back and forth. Got one for south, west and couple for Canada.

Probably be adding GPS this summer too.
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Old 01-14-2009, 07:29 PM
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I use the DPS.
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Old 01-14-2009, 08:47 PM
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And it works well!
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Old 01-15-2009, 05:53 AM
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The Dinero Positioning System.

Quite famous, really.
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I do it, but I wouldn't if that was all I was doing.
Heaven to mercertroid, i thought i was getting better at Beserker speak...but i'm plain bamboozled here.
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Heaven to mercertroid, i thought i was getting better at Beserker speak...but i'm plain bamboozled here.
Need to look at it in context. Unchained or someone said, they wouldn't fire the bike up to drive 7/10 of mile, not good for the bike. I said I do that, but its not the only action it sees.
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The Dinero Positioning System.

Quite famous, really.
It is famous indeed and highly accurate. The only problem is many folks seem to be able to zero in on his position and are actually drawn, in some mysterious manner, to his exact location.
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I can go to the gas station, donut shop, dry cleaners, the bank and then work and I've gone 7/10 of a mile. . . there isn't a long way around that would warm her up enough to make it worth it.

Besrker - Need to look at it in context. Unchained or someone said, they wouldn't fire the bike up to drive 7/10 of mile, not good for the bike. I said I do that, but its not the only action it sees.


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