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| Yer life is not boring, you're an avid motorcycle enthusiast. |
   
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04-01-2010, 03:59 PM
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I'll tell ya, if you really want to know... You don't, do you?
My name for all intents and purposes is Yolkum, and if yer like me you have no idea what "intents and purposes" means or how to use it correctly? Our how to use quotes correctly either?... But it makes me feel smart so I'm gonna run with it.
Found your doof site listed on a sheet of local clubs and checked it out while surfing the net at work... I mean at home... After reading the history and nearly pissin myself, I knew the doofs where my kinda people and I had to be a part of this. So heres the skinny... I live in Ohio near Lake Erie. Really close to the only two well known things in Northwest Ohio. Cedar Point the Roller Coast the biggest roller coaster park in the nation and Davis Bessie the infamous nuclear plant that is known nation wide for having to be shut down when they found a football size hole in the reactor head. Both can cause vomiting and possible death if things go wrong. Although every nuclear incident in the movies ends with people getting super powers, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Oh and yes my children glow in the dark, but on the bright side... "yes pun intended" it's saving us tons on electric and they have a lot of trouble sneaking out of the house at night. I'm just saying... I've been riding for about 12 years now. My first bike was v-star custom which I sold when my wife had our second kid. After our third kid, I surprised her with my new Harley Rocker which was not a happy surprised if you know what I mean. It was kinda the surprised, when you sneak up on some one and scare them and they return yer fun by kicking you in the crotch. I got to stay married and still live in my house, so it could have went worse. Lately I've tried to share this joy with others by convincing friends of mine to also get bikes again, but I have mainly just been meet with threats by their wives and told to go home. Although my buddy kevin recently got himself a new Heritage after listening to hours of my talk about my rocker and places I had been riding too. His wife really appreciated it... She waved at me with one finger... Must be a local Kansas custom? For a living I'm an illustrator, or artist... but I go by illustrator. Oh you don't know the difference? Let me explain. An artist is a person that creates from the heart and expresses his or her beliefs through their creations for the sheer love of it and doesn't waiver on their ideals... some times these folk go one step further and become a fine artist who usually have to sponge off others for things like food and shelter and their art is worth nothing until they are dead and some uptight blowhard says it's worth a fortune and treats their art like stock amongst a class of other deep pocket blow hards... I digress. An illustrator, myself, is a money grubbing whore that dumps all pretense of artistic self worth and will happily make what ever you request as long as it pays and pays well. Even if it goes against everything they know to be right as a professional. I still enjoy creating my own stuff and about every 20th project I get, but when I have a free moment I'm gonna be on my bike riding the crap out of these roads. Well I got stop now because I'm sure I lost every doofs attention 4 paragraphs ago. I know I lost mine... Glad to be a part of this site and hope to prospect for the doofs even though I am related to Keith on this site and I'm sure he's ruined any chance of either of us being excepted. Over 60 posts already man? Dear god, yer such a girl, but at least if yer harassing the doofs yer not texting my cell phone... although feel free to continue sending me the cell phone porn... I'm cool with that. Later doofs...
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04-01-2010, 04:02 PM
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Ha... question one should be biker... damn. I can't type and I don't know how to fix a poll. hell with it. ha
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04-01-2010, 04:04 PM
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and this small member thing is really getting to my self worth.
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04-01-2010, 04:44 PM
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I want the bungees.
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Hi I'm Tom. Darned if I can remember anyone else's name.   MDCGA The Road Goes On Forever... To Ride is Life... In search of the Doof 43. . . .          ...... .  . .  Colorado Motel Wreckers 2012 ... Midnight Riders of The Beartooth 2013...   
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04-01-2010, 04:53 PM
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You'll do well here.
Welcome!
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Just another damn "Dave"  Decidedly unpleasant, does not play well with others. Fluent in Pidgin Cigar Spanish.   http://sherlynpopelka.net/         Revelation 19:11 And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war.      *Usual manly disclaimer applies, if applicable.
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04-01-2010, 04:58 PM
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Come on in and make yourself at home.
I always thought it was intents and purposes. Waht do I know? Welcome from North Texas. Bring me a glass of tea.
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04-01-2010, 05:01 PM
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Welcome from San Antonio
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04-01-2010, 05:06 PM
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I can't type for craop.. crp...rcap... hell with it.
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04-01-2010, 05:07 PM
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04-01-2010, 05:08 PM
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