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Old 11-18-2009, 07:46 AM
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True story.....................My uncle was a supervisor at Vought Aerospace one of his employs was named Tommy Crap. One day, Tommy Crap told my uncle that he would not be at work on Friday because he was going to court to have his name changed. My uncle said that was fine and that he would see him the following Monday.

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I went to junior high with harry karate
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I went to elementary school with Janice Faggot. . . I always wondered if. . .
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Old 11-18-2009, 08:03 AM
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A friend of mine dated a girl named Gwen Zona Cloud. Say it fast.
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After about the 10th time I got it. . .
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Old 11-18-2009, 10:12 AM
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did anyone suggest dave yet?
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Okay y'all, only one of you were close with Eric. His fathers name is Dave, so that's out, sorry all you Dave's.

Here's his name:

Aric Jace Locke

We do appreciate your help and comments. But in the end, Stacie (Mom) had the final say. I have to wait until I come home this Saturday to post pictures of the little sweetie. I'm in love again and he is younger than me........
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Okay y'all, only one of you were close with Eric. His fathers name is Dave, so that's out, sorry all you Dave's.

Here's his name:

Aric Jace Locke

We do appreciate your help and comments. But in the end, Stacie (Mom) had the final say. I have to wait until I come home this Saturday to post pictures of the little sweetie. I'm in love again and he is younger than me........
Nice name. . . aren't babies fun? Especially when they belong to someone else. . .
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Went to high school with a guy everybody knew as Paul until it came out in senior year that his real first name was John. Jack is a common nickname for John. His last name.........Knauff (pronounced noff).


Senior year was terribly long year for Jack...
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Okay y'all, only one of you were close with Eric. His fathers name is Dave, so that's out, sorry all you Dave's.

Here's his name:

Aric Jace Locke

We do appreciate your help and comments. But in the end, Stacie (Mom) had the final say. I have to wait until I come home this Saturday to post pictures of the little sweetie. I'm in love again and he is younger than me........
A.J. are cool initials to go by as well.
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Old 11-19-2009, 07:27 AM
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Okay y'all, only one of you were close with Eric. His fathers name is Dave, so that's out, sorry all you Dave's.

Here's his name:

Aric Jace Locke

We do appreciate your help and comments. But in the end, Stacie (Mom) had the final say. I have to wait until I come home this Saturday to post pictures of the little sweetie. I'm in love again and he is younger than me........
that's a wonderful name, not as good as dave, but darn close....

congrats again....
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I'm going to with Jose.

It'll be a good name for the future.
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