The Food You Eat...

[Fe Butte]

So...


There were these two French guys who were traveling around America, hitch hiking and such, seeing the sights, working for money and moving on to their next adventure in this great country.


Well one day they come to a ranch in the West, being low on cash they ask if they can hire on as ranch hands for a few days.


So the first day they rise early and are helping with the chores, that day the ranch hands are castrating young lambs.


Come lunch time they are plumb tuckered and hungry, they are called into lunch and a large steaming plate of fried meat bits is passed up and down the table.

Oh these are so delicious! say the Frenchmen what are they called?, the ranchers wife says we call those lamb fries.

A day passes and on this day they help castrate the young bull calves, come lunch time they sit down to another platter full of larger fried meaty bits.

Oh! these too are quite delicious, what do you call these?, the ranchers wife says we call those calf fries.


A few days go by and come lunch time the rancher comes into the house and doesn't see the Frenchmen anywhere.
He asks his wife if she has seen the Frenchmen, she says they came into the house and asked what was for lunch today.

She said when she told them lunch was going to be hamburgers and French Fries, their eyes got as big as platters and they ran down the road screaming...


Last she saw of them...

[Dinero]