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09-03-2015, 01:55 PM
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Irish compassion
A man was sitting on the beach with no arms and no legs
Three women from England , Scotland and Ireland respectively were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug"? The man said "No" so she hugged him warmly and walked on. The Scottish woman asked him "Have ye niver been kissed"? The man said "No" so she kissed him tenderly on the lips and walked on. Then the Irish woman came to him and said, " Av you ever been fooked lad"? The man broke into a big smile, and said "No". She said " Aye- well ya will be when the tide comes in" !
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09-03-2015, 02:16 PM
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Think he'll catch any crabs?
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09-04-2015, 11:33 AM
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 I was Fooked by my credit union just last week. From a distance with no lube  
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