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Old 03-17-2008, 12:20 PM
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Talking I have the wrench.
Yes folks, there is a wrench and I have it. I will post pictures tonight to give proof that the wrench is in my possession. The last person to have it gave it up with out a fight or covert operation, I was told it was my birthday present.


I have a couple of remodeling projects that came up and if the wrench is up to it, it may come in handy.


More to come on the progress.


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Old 03-17-2008, 12:21 PM
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Old 03-17-2008, 12:26 PM
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Yes folks, there is a wrench and I have it. I will post pictures tonight to give proof that the wrench is in my possession. The last person to have it gave it up with out a fight or covert operation, I was told it was my birthday present.


I have a couple of remodeling projects that came up and if the wrench is up to it, it may come in handy.


More to come on the progress.


lol! Congrats Bear. . . I'm so proud of you I'm thinking I might shed a tear or two!



















disclaimer: pics will be necessary to prove the wrench does exist. . .
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Old 03-17-2008, 01:05 PM
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Old 03-17-2008, 01:27 PM
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I am willing to suck up, bring beer, do a jig and whatever it takes just to be in the presence of this wonderful object. Tell me what I have to do.
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Yes folks, there is a wrench and I have it. I will post pictures tonight to give proof that the wrench is in my possession. The last person to have it gave it up with out a fight or covert operation, I was told it was my birthday present.


I have a couple of remodeling projects that came up and if the wrench is up to it, it may come in handy.


More to come on the progress.


Pics can be chopped. I am not sure I believe you!!!!
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Old 03-17-2008, 01:38 PM
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Does anyone even still care about a wrench?
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Old 03-17-2008, 01:47 PM
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Pics can be chopped. I am not sure I believe you!!!!
Don't dispute the wrench. It has powers,

Why even ms_t is shedding things at the mere thought of it.
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Does anyone even still care about a wrench?
WHAT!?! How dare you...does anyone even still care.

I care.

I lay awake at night dreaming....day dreaming? No, that would have to be during the day, and since it is night, would it be night dreaming?

No, that doesn't make sense. Day dreaming during the night would still be day dreaming right?

Oh to heck with it, I don't care....

But I care about the wrench.
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Does anyone even still care about a wrench?
Those with a prayer of ever possessing it do.
You, not so much.
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Those with a prayer of ever possessing it do.
You, not so much.

So based on this statement we can rule out Baalzless ever caring about...


Getting laid without paying

Being told he's normal

Having someone tell him he's handsome

...I'll leave the list open for more additions, any others would be just downright insulting if I added them.




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lol! Congrats Bear. . . I'm so proud of you I'm thinking I might shed a tear or two!

disclaimer: pics will be necessary to prove the wrench does exist. . .
Just don't get too close to The WRENCH when shedding said tear. It IS a wrench afterall, and may rust....

Just sayin'...
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