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Old 02-22-2013, 12:13 AM
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Are they gonna put me in the corner?

Dear Boop,
This is ALL hypothetically speaking of course.
Say there was this Doof, going along minding his own business, and just generally doing what he does best, which is of course, being a Doof.
So- This Doof, he's just Doofing along one day, when out of nowhere, this REALLY Pretty Young Lady comes along, and well, pretty much takes Mr. Doof by surprise (not hard, he is after all, a Doof).
Mr. Doof starts to converse with the Very Pretty Young Lady in question, and against all odds (hey- he's a Doof, remember?) they find out they kinda-sorta-quasi like each other. You know, LIKE, like each other. ( I know, even hypothetically speaking, this is a reach, as the guy is STILL- a DOOF!)
So anyways- Mr. Doof finds out that the Very Pretty Young Lady pretty much has it all in one sock, so to speak, and is of course, Very Pretty, which we have previously established, and in spite of Mr. Doof being, as aforementioned, a Doof, Very Pretty Young Lady really likes Mr. Doof.
(Hey! it could happen!)

SO- the ONLY fly in the ointment of this HYPOTHETICAL Doof-meets-Very Pretty-Young-Lady-and-things-go-along-pretty-darn-swimmingly scenario is................................................ ..........




She's a zINt.............









So- what repercussions can said hypothetical Doof/ zINt hybrid couple expect?

Thank you Boop, I shall await your answer.
Signed, Just a big ol' Doof.
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Old 02-22-2013, 01:08 AM
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Dear Boop,
This is ALL hypothetically speaking of course.
Say there was this Doof, going along minding his own business, and just generally doing what he does best, which is of course, being a Doof.
So- This Doof, he's just Doofing along one day, when out of nowhere, this REALLY Pretty Young Lady comes along, and well, pretty much takes Mr. Doof by surprise (not hard, he is after all, a Doof).
Mr. Doof starts to converse with the Very Pretty Young Lady in question, and against all odds (hey- he's a Doof, remember?) they find out they kinda-sorta-quasi like each other. You know, LIKE, like each other. ( I know, even hypothetically speaking, this is a reach, as the guy is STILL- a DOOF!)
So anyways- Mr. Doof finds out that the Very Pretty Young Lady pretty much has it all in one sock, so to speak, and is of course, Very Pretty, which we have previously established, and in spite of Mr. Doof being, as aforementioned, a Doof, Very Pretty Young Lady really likes Mr. Doof.
(Hey! it could happen!)

SO- the ONLY fly in the ointment of this HYPOTHETICAL Doof-meets-Very Pretty-Young-Lady-and-things-go-along-pretty-darn-swimmingly scenario is................................................ ..........




She's a zINt.............









So- what repercussions can said hypothetical Doof/ zINt hybrid couple expect?

Thank you Boop, I shall await your answer.
Signed, Just a big ol' Doof.
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:40 AM
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Old 02-22-2013, 06:48 AM
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Old 02-22-2013, 07:29 AM
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People will whisper and mock you behind your back.
Oh, like that doesn't happen now?


Hell, they mock me to my face, thats why I'm here!
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So, I'm not clear....

Is this guy a d00f?


If so, it would likely resemble a relationship between Ann Coulter and Michael Moore

Or Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd

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Old 02-22-2013, 08:05 AM
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So, I'm not clear....

Is this guy a d00f?........

Just sayin'
Gee, I dunno, I'm kinda thinkin' he is.........................










Hypothetically speakin' , o' course.
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