Petition the 43rd Prophet here

[Scabbydoo]

If you have completed the requirements for consideration as a Double-D or a g-D, you may prostrate yourself before himself here.

The requirements are as follows:

'I' Ride with an original NoVa Delinquent - Make a ride with an original NoVa Deliquent (examples - the 43rd Prophet himself, vafatboy, Backroad Mike, TimmyD, My name is Doug, billymac, GPO03Fatboy, SLOWHOUND) and you automatically qualify. After you complete the ride, you need only post the details in this thread with confirmation from the Delinquent with whom you rode. As soon as the 43rd Prophet has the opportunity to review your request, it will be approved.

'II' Ride with a "Second Generation" Delinquent - Make a ride with a "second generation" Deliquent, one who earned their Delinquent status in the manner outlined in section 'I'. After the ride you must post the details in this thread with confirmation from the "second generation" Delinquent with whom you rode. You must then proceed to grovel and perform sufficient at the feet of the 43rd Prophet (here) needed to convince him of your worthiness. At such time he feels you have sufficiently subjugated and debased yourself, your request will be granted.

'III' Ride with a "Third Generation" Delinquent - Make a ride with a "third generation" Delinquent, one who earned their Delinquent status in the manner outlined in section 'II'. After the ride you must post the details in this thread with confirmation from the "third generation" Delinquent with whom you rode. You must then proceed to grovel and perform sufficient to convince at least 5 Delinquents and/or Double D's and/or g/D's that you have sufficiently subjugated and debased yourself, to intercede on your behalf with the 43rd Prophet to pleade your case and convince him of your worthiness. At such time he has been convinced by your intercessors, your request will be granted.

These are the demands and desires of the 43rd Prophet.

[squish]

geeze...yet another "Doofishul prophet thread"

[LittleBear]

I think it is just wrong the way people beg before him to be a DD and that it is granted without even have ridden in any of the states of the founding Delinquents. Just riding with one is enough.

Carry On!!!

[genoway]

Thanks LittleBear, wth your blessing I will...

Originally Posted by genoway

Uh, lets see. Can't be a DD. No color change for GazintAs. Did a very short ride with y'all in ES to a restaurant, but G D does look good. Always admired that first DD that went G D. Oh, and I got to wear the ceremonial chaps, not sure what the man was doing behind the curtain.

So, oh great Delinquent Prophet
may I be a G D too, huh, can I, huh?

[trmn8r]

Dadgum scabby "official" post makin so and so! just was gettin' the taste outa my mouth and then find out you put the "official" post in the un-official forum. bastage, you better send me some mouthwash!

Originally Posted by trmn8r

I was there, I did all that was asked of me in the name of becoming a Delinquent. I wore many colorful things from the bag of shame. It would be a great honor to be included in your ranks. I am however GazintA to the core, and believe it has been written here on these very pages that there will be no GD's only DD's and for this I am sorrowful. I would very much like the distinction of wearing a NOVA Delinquent patch with pride, but alas fear it may never come to be for as it is written so it shall be done yada yada yada and all that such stuff. If somehow the powers that be decide to unwrite what has been written in the scrolls then I would certainly be honored.... plus it would make all the shame I suffered at the hands of those that posses the bag 'o' shame worthwhile.


oh and here's a few of these for good measure ... can't hurt, probably taste like crap in the morning though.

so how's about it prophet 'o' the delinquents? If I have to do much more of that people are gonna start thinking I'm a doof! but here ya go ptooy damn spit, spit ptooey... it's all for a good cause though to have the honor of wearing that pretty delinquent patch and and being associated with such fine delinquents.

[Scabbydoo]

Originally Posted by trmn8r

Dadgum scabby "official" post makin so and so! just was gettin' the taste outa my mouth and then find out you put the "official" post in the un-official forum. bastage, you better send me some mouthwash!

It was in the right thread for E.S. This is for future request.

--->

and you zINTs say us Doofs are slow witted...

[swmnkdinthervr]

Originally Posted by trmn8r

Dadgum scabby "official" post makin so and so! just was gettin' the taste outa my mouth and then find out you put the "official" post in the un-official forum. bastage, you better send me some mouthwash!



so how's about it prophet 'o' the delinquents? If I have to do much more of that people are gonna start thinking I'm a doof! but here ya go ptooy damn spit, spit ptooey... it's all for a good cause though to have the honor of wearing that pretty delinquent patch and and being associated with such fine delinquents.

I'm suitably impressed...so much so that I'll require a towel and Lysol for my ass...in the future can be substituted for some of the ...jus' sayin'

You is hereby awarded the DD status! Live long and prosper...uh...wrong movie...

[swmnkdinthervr]

Originally Posted by trmn8r

Dadgum scabby "official" post makin so and so! just was gettin' the taste outa my mouth and then find out you put the "official" post in the un-official forum. bastage, you better send me some mouthwash!



so how's about it prophet 'o' the delinquents? If I have to do much more of that people are gonna start thinking I'm a doof! but here ya go ptooy damn spit, spit ptooey... it's all for a good cause though to have the honor of wearing that pretty delinquent patch and and being associated with such fine delinquents.

Some of y'alls anal fixation is downright scary!!!


You've certainly met our requirements and I approve you as a DD...just as long as ya promise not to walk up behind me without warning!!!

[swmnkdinthervr]

Originally Posted by genoway

Thanks LittleBear, wth your blessing I will...





So, oh great Delinquent Prophet
may I be a G D too, huh, can I, huh?

With the proper debasement though you will have to determine and submit wheter you have ridden with a 1st, 2nd or 3rd generation Delinquent and act accordingly...

[genoway]

Originally Posted by swmnkdinthervr

With the proper debasement though you will have to determine and submit wheter you have ridden with a 1st, 2nd or 3rd generation Delinquent and act accordingly...

Hmmm, and what do you do if it was 1st, 2nd and 3rd generations all at the same time????


just askin'

[My name is Doug]

Originally Posted by genoway

Thanks LittleBear, wth your blessing I will...





So, oh great Delinquent Prophet
may I be a G D too, huh, can I, huh?

Can we make it Delinquently Dooficial for Genoway. It seems he has not been given the honor yet. He and I rode at ES and he is definately a Delinquent amongst other things.

Mr. Genoway is for sure a delinquent!

[vafatboy]

Originally Posted by LittleBear

I think it is just wrong the way people beg before him to be a DD and that it is granted without even have ridden in any of the states of the founding Delinquents. Just riding with one is enough.

Carry On!!!

True dat......

[MegaGlide]

Originally Posted by LittleBear

I think it is just wrong the way people beg before him to be a DD and that it is granted without even have ridden in any of the states of the founding Delinquents. Just riding with one is enough.

Carry On!!!

I was just looking through my notes, and I don't see where you have been thanked for your input recently...

[SafetyMan]

President Genoway is the keeper of some FINE tequila....

Which had some to do with some losing inhibitions and taking some pictures with contents of somewherementioned bag of shame....

Just sayin'