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04-24-2019, 09:20 PM
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New home for the Canadians
Hey, Dirk! I found a house for you and Autumn deep in the Texas Hill Country. Fully decorated, move in condition. Furniture and price can be negotiated.
https://www.redfin.com/TX/Buda/311-T.../home/33820496 Sunglasses, whiskey, and a beer chaser suggested before viewing. Don't skip the kitschen. 
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04-24-2019, 11:48 PM
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Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo………………..
They're going to give me $435,000 to take it off their hands. Think I'd need a bit more. 
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04-25-2019, 04:32 AM
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OMG.
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04-25-2019, 07:34 AM
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Where is the burial plot?
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04-25-2019, 09:39 AM
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In the front yard, apparently. Ya gotta admit- the place has everything and then some.
The color scheme is particularly striking: titty pink, labia rose, and blue balls blue.
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04-25-2019, 10:54 AM
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 I can't find those colors at my local paint store.
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04-25-2019, 10:59 AM
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Those colors are located in the "Man Cave" decoration aisle.
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04-25-2019, 11:52 AM
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About all I see is the four-poster, acorn-finial bed frame.
Y'all can have the rest.
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04-26-2019, 11:56 AM
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Did you find the Pepto Bismol on the counter if not your going to need it.!!!
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04-30-2019, 06:29 PM
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04-30-2019, 08:58 PM
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I assume that the princess is a her. Could be wrong, of course.
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