The 2011 Dinero Training Log

[Dinero]

10 Reasons NOT To Jog

1.My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where the heck she is.
2.The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
3.I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
4.I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
5.I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
6.I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
7.I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
8.The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
9.If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
10.I don't jog. It makes the beer jump right out of the can. Lots of foam too.

[y2kflhr]

we must have the same trainer....

[ms_tapestry]

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Ha!

[Slick]

I see we subscribe to the same philosophy.

[stoney]

I'm in good shape.









Round is a shape, right?

[y2kflhr]

Originally Posted by stoney61

I'm in good shape.









Round is a shape, right?

yes

[par_fore]

Sig pics seem to confirm this.

[phreak]

Good health is simply the slowest rate at which one dies.

I don't have that kind of patience.