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Old 05-02-2007, 08:31 PM
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Scabbydoo by MegaGlide

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Firstly, I'd like to thank Mr Doo for agreeing to this.
Nextly, the questions...

1) I'm sure it's on everybody's mind. Yeah, we all know that Pete gave them to you, but why? What triggered this chain of events?
They were a peace offering after he banned me down the street and then realized that I was Italian and had "connections" at the Badda Bing Club.

Actually, I found "them" when I bought a sheepskin coat. They had full pelts for sale as rugs etc. This one was like $3.00 because it was split most of the way up the middle. I figured he!! for $3.00, I can figure something to do with it. Ended up making "cowboy chaps" out of it when I needed a costume for a halloween party.

2) I've talked to you on the phone, sometimes late at night, and frankly, you talk funny. Where are you from, where have you been, and where are you going?
Grew up outside of Cleveland, OH, (Solon to be exact and OH Rt.43 runs right through the middle of it, becoming a Doof was my destiny) moved to Pittsburgh for a job in 1970 and to Philadelphia, for another job, in 1993.
Also, what, if anything, were you wearing when I spoke with you?
What the he!! difference does it make what I was....... Oh, I get it. You were hoping I was wearing the Ceremonial Chaps and a thong. OK, if it makes you fantasies any better...

8.] If you had a job, what would it be?
My career has been in sales and marketing with much of it in commercial sales of residential building materials. I enjoy sales and it's what I know/do best.

As for what I would really like to do, Hogg831 already has that job sewed up.

4) Does your bike actually sound like an oscilating fan, or more like the exhaust fan in the crapper?
It's bone stock so the fan in the crapper is probably louder. Maybe more like a vibrator. A big one.
Anything you'd like to tell us about your riding past?
As I stated in my intro post, my first ride was from my cousin Bill in 1951 on his Chartreuse Green Hydra Glide. My first scoot was a 1947 Knucklehead which I had for about a year till mom convinced dad I had to sell it (still in school and the grades were not to her liking). Rode mostly dirt mid 70's to mid 80's and started riding on the road again about 5 years ago.
Plans for your current scoot?
Warren (vafatboy) has graciously offered me a set of Samson crossover duals with fishtails. Soon as we can coordinate our schedules, I'll be puttin those beauties on. The rest will have to wait until I get a new job.

2) Are you married? If so, why hasn't she left your sorry ass? If not, what did you do to make her leave? If never, how do you feel about periwinkle?
Married to the love of my life 33 years this coming July. How can you not love a woman that tells you "It's such a nice day, this yard work can wait. Why don't you go for a ride." As far as why she never left, I have no idea and I'm not stupid enough to get her thinking by asking why.
And, do you have offspring?
Our dogs have been our kids. Current one is our second Springer. His name is Rascal cause he are one...

x) How has being a Doof changed your life?
It has made many around me question the need for institutional commitment.
It has also provided me with a great bunch of bikers/rubs/riders/enthusiasts/collectivists (gAZINTAs included) to ride and share a laugh with.

3) Any military service or prison time in your past? Anybody who wears a beret has to be tough.
A really (no, I mean really) short stint in the U.S. Army in 1968. As for being a prisoner, I did four years at St. Rita's School. Corrections Officers got nothin on Nuns, trust me.
Oh, and it's not a beret you sartorially uncultured heathen. It's a Guido Cap worn backwards.

3) Does Baalz smell weird?
Have no idea. I much prefer sticking close to Ms. Vicki. She has to smell better I'm sure but I know she looks a whole lot better.
And does he pronounce it like we pronounce testicles, or like the demon, which is how it's spelled?
Believe he says it's the latter but we all use the former. Makes for more fun in a crowd, like at a pavilion where a little girl's parents are getting ready for her birthday party.

H> Is Skinnydip's beard soft or scratchy?
Well, it's softer than the one on a beaver....

0} What's your dream ride?
There are two. First will hopefully happen soon. The cousin who gave me my first ride has never seen me on my own scoot. He is an 87 year old veteran of WWII and Korea and won't be around much longer. Am going to Ohio in a few weeks to do a Rt.43 ride and go to see him. The other, I want to do Sturgis and then on to Yellowstone with a stop in Cody, WY. Been a while since I saw the Cody Rodeo.

8) Please tell us something you don't want us to know,
I think I figured out who the he!! that old guy is that stares back at me in the john every morning. Not the answer I was hopin for.
and something you want everybody to know.
I still don't need Viagra!

Thank you for your time.
That's my story and I'm stickin to it.

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