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Old 08-21-2013, 05:55 AM
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Since the S in LSU stands for State, I'm thinking a substantial tuition discount is in order.
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Old 08-21-2013, 06:56 AM
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I might have been tempted to call a local news outfit rather than 911.
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Old 08-21-2013, 07:27 AM
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Yes, we're fine. The car's gonna need some bodywork and paint, but I think it's mechanically ok. I'll find out on my 1,200 mile drive home.

What pisses me off, aside from the fact that I did nothing wrong, was the way it was handled. It's clear that the other driver never looked before he changed lanes. But because cops cover cops no matter how wrong they are, we got held up for two hours. Worse, it was well past the hour point when we found out why things were taking so long. Had the city cop made that clear at the outset, that would have gone a long way preventing my already stressed-out daughter from further freaking out.

And dammit, Jindal should have gotten out and said something.




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Old 08-21-2013, 07:30 AM
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If I were a betting man, I'd bet this will be taken care of in a most expeditious, discreet and epically satisfactory manner.
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So the governor has the time and patience to sit around for two hours waiting for paperwork to be done on a fender bender? I find that perplexing.
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So the governor has the time and patience to sit around for two hours waiting for paperwork to be done on a fender bender? I find that perplexing.
Another mysterious black SUV with GOV 2 plates probably swooped in within minutes of impact and spirited him away...
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Another mysterious black SUV with GOV 2 plates probably swooped in within minutes of impact and spirited him away...
Almost. Bobby stayed with the original truck, his father got whisked away.


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The Iowa Governor's driver got himself in the news recently too. He was running down a 4 lane highway at 90 mph weaving in and out of traffic, black SUV with untraceable plates, taking the gov from point a to point b. A DCI officer tried to pull the SUV over, got told to disregard by dispatch, and was fired shortly after on "non-related issue"
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Maybe we just need a different angle to see the devastation

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It seems ridiculous that they made you lose two hours out of your day (and the gov's).

You would think they would have a special method where they would handle this way FASTER than any normal event. You know, avoid exposure, etc.
I saw a crash scene involving a UPS truck; Within maybe eight minutes a huge freaking TARP was over said brown truck and the whole thing was cleaned up in a jiffy.
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