Doofishul Doof Clena Membership Roster

[MegaGlide]

Subject to Review and/or Revision

Doof or 43 Must be present in:
Avatar, Avatar Line, or Signature Line to maintain position and status....
NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Note: This applies only here and at VTF. Optional at any other forum.


Sign up here to prospect and state your intentions...


OFFICERS

MegaGlide ------ Founder - President for Life

Rock ----- Secretary of Doof (Young One)

Luke611 ----- Doof of Earl (Navigator) Original Highwayman and Runner Outer of Gas

polarbear ----- Great White Pillager

apache36 ------- SGT Hulka/Rower of the Gears

BillyB -----------------El Guapo/Moistened Bint

Scabbydoo ----- Offishul Chaps Maker


FOUNDING OFFICERS

Homesick ----- Security


DOOF BABES

Boop ----- First Lady/Grenade Launcher

Lady Godiva ----- Initiation Coordinator/Pimpmistress and ODB (Original Doof Babe)

SHOVELHEADHONEY ----- Public Relations & Charm - Concrete

Studded Lace ----- Deer In The Headlights

Mrs.CashMoney ----- Keeper of the Cash

GRLEGRL ----- RISING BIKER BABE

the bartender from The Coyote Ugly bar

gillen_girl ----- .38 Special

Speedy RV ----- UNdifficult

Steppin'out -----

Tara ----- Disturbed Doofette

Princess ----- Looker of Cute

Diane ----- Right Turn Diane

Pie ----- bakinfool

Missy

Road King Diva

K ren

Ms.B

TXgirl

Toots

J9DynaGirl

Taz ----- Pothole

Celm ----- Clem

Harmony

Ruthless

BLoNDiE Evil Mistress of the Jager Bomb

Mrs. Gunworks

Fun_Time_Barbie

spasette ----- Maker of Spas' sandwiches

Special K

redhead

Da'Wump

Kat

wildfirecc

Tink

Sleeveless

7 Pump Latte

MiniGlide

sonics daughter

Tattoo Jody

Margaritaville ----- Gemini

bennysgirl

SuburbanMom ----- tEra

Wild Rose

giggles


MEMBERS

Grock ---------- Technical

Gordito ----- 43 Delinquenator - Covert Ops/Rotten Little Girl

HDMD 88 ------- Doctor of Doofology

Geezer-Glide --- Clubhouse Oracle

xkvator -------- Grave Digger - Nocturnal Events

Axe-man! ------- Director of Doof Public Relations

GPO03Fatboy ------- Tweaker of Maps

TalonChief ----- Grill Sgt

route66paul ---- Token Gimp/43% 'er

Chevtek -------- Booger

dirtydan -------- 43rd Member

FXDRYDR ------ The Pope

DynaDav ------- Directional Doof

EvilTwin -------- Bogart

CDouthitt ------- Mole Catcher

Big Tom -------- Resident Pot Stirrer and Rumor Starter

Kenney -------- Road Kill

racindude ------ Director of Bean Distribution

CashMoney --- Official Beaver Inspector

twinV --------- Shovel Wrench/Keeper of the Kitty Litter

darrell -------- Headlight Adjuster

Biker Bry ------ Stinky

nhrafan ------- Tire Checker

PalmaGun ----- Gonzo on the Goober Glide

trackstar55 ---- Dark Helmet

hogg831 ------ The Disclaimer

y2k king ------- gazinta Interrogator

Fire46 R.I.P. --------- Wet T-Shirt Auditions

swmnkdinthervr - The Prophet

fourstar -------- Loose Cannon

btownmac ---- Clubhouse Cook

Q-Dog------- Clubhouse Electrician

Deejay --------- Player of Tunes

THEBEAR ------ Brute squad member

Freeway ------- Charismatic Misanthrope

autococker07 -- Guitar Molester

OKC Fatboy ---- Doctor of Doof

duhast --------- Trench Broom

rk custom------ Dain Bramaged

billymac ------- Dealer

joediver ------- Road Kill the younger

vafatboy ------- Pooch

Jeffytune ----- Doctor JT 43

Jonas --------- Bouncer of Trucks

74 shovel ----- Thinker of Things

george248 ---- Closet Doof

TimmyD ------- Kicker of Cones

harleyjsb ------ Toast Whisperer

ChrisR --------- Bombin' doofus

Cruzer -------- Crusty Ol' Doof

pirateeye ----- Spider Monkey

HwyRider ------ Torque Grenade Tester

RKotter --------- Sweathawg

ChaserBand --- Manwhore the Artful

MOOSE --------- BULLWINKLE

Gunfixer -------- Gewehr/Glücklich Doof

BigSwede ----- Zoomie Extraodinaire

Pastor Pat ------ Pastor Doof

kwas ----------- The Bell Ringer

d j ------------ The Mechanic

wibiker -------- Slow and Thorough

HD FBOY ------- Dolt

f150tilt ------- Tilt

SLOWHOUND -- Road Wrench

My name is Doug - ZoomieDog aka Gruntnutz aka Slow Grind

JRFLHR -------- Wool Wrangler

rraymond ------ D.O.R.K.

OutlawDevilDog - B.O.H.I.C.A.

jpilone --------- Roughneck Yuppie

Psychoholic ---- Tweaker of Stuff

Chromer -------- Pooch Perverter

IRONMAN-------Asshat

FireDawgStew -- Hose Dragger

AGlocker -- Cat Collector

Dinger -------- Lubrication Specialist

Drifting Easy ---- Cheesedick

TC88 --------- Filler of Oil

Highmiles ------- Public Doofender

Yosamite Sam ---Asst. Public Doofender

buzzingstrings -- doofalicious/Club Minstrel Some Kinda Doof

BigBurger ------- 43rdCenturyDoof

Red Rider R.I.P. ------- Brainworm

Jimi ------------ Purple Haze

bigjailerman -------- Gatekeeper

SeDeluxe ------ ED

SafetyMan -------- Frac Rat: Stimulator of Holes

RedBeard ------- Red

Fe Butte --------- DooFficial Fluffer of Donkeys

Uesque -------- Nooner

fxr4mikey ------ Mikey Two Times

vindex1963 ----- Desert Rat

Bluetoys ------- Guy in Iowa

masstch -------- un-indicted co-conspirator

Majic ---------- Downeast Doof

TJ Willy -------- blurry montage

HarleyWood ------ Doof Galoot

Sparky ----------- Elroy Jetson

Backroad Mike ------- Climber of heights

Dogbreath1956 ----G. Gordon Liddy

BigTed ----------- The ScotDoof Toolman

Peacekeeper ------ Bone Collector

HARLET -------- fumunda cheese rep

Vulcan ----------- Vulcan Rider

Doc Hollandaise ------- Doc

mongoose ----- Grateful Doof

FinalBags --------- Sorry Ass Sunshine Skippy/Pitcher of Bull/Francis

kiddrockr --------- Wader of Bull

Seminolebagger --- Good Clean Doof

sg4154---------------Pimp Daddy Mac

why_me -------------Mr Clean

mudslinger ------- stage 2 Doof

ridingjerry ------------- doofalicious

cwilks ------------- Smoker of Tires/Cli1f

Toby --------- Squeezer of the Grips

NOLAMan --------Gris-Gris Rider

y2kflhr ---------- drinkerofwhiskey

knuckleheader -------- Trend Setter

Ridgerunnur --------- Releaser of Hounds

Hobe--------- Dragon

Noodles -------- Urinator

Pig of Iron43 -------Sloppy Notches

mynameisden ------- Johnny Big Nutz

feguy1 ---------- Clueless

DaSkip ------- Skip

monkee13 ----Drunken Monkey Wrangler

higlet ----- Follower of Breadcrumbs

Dutch ----- Buck Snot

Dsanchez ----- Dirty

goingsking ----- half butt 43

Ol Mike ------- OL MIKE

Sonic ------- ALL IN/Speed Racer

J.A.F.O. ----- "M.O.B.S." - maker of breakfast sandwiches

SIMPLYCONFUSED ----- Monkey Boy

silent1 ----- Token Doof

stretch ----- Scooter Trash

08fatboy ----- old and mean

rangerider ----- Saddle Tramp

mountainkowboy -- Whiskey Breath

BigTOE ----- Jet Jockey

Iamopie2 ----- Ring Knocker

geeded ----- ZujaTic

'05Train ----- Poopsmith

Shooter ----- Taster of Scotch

orbit ----- Mr. Smilie

griffin ----- Razor

iggy_montoya ----- Sam Stone

NSBK ----- Wimpy

RoadWolf ----- Lone Doof

ColdRider ----- Maine Member

Redleg ----- Blue N' Grey

Serg06 ----- 1Asshat

leet ----- Spanky

sofa king ---------- HILLBILLY

MasterGunz ----- Devil Dog

doc ----- Stitcher of Face

squid33 ----- assclown

V-man ----- Bassman

Big Cheese ----- Odiferous

AFNurse ---- Nurse

Parks ----- Captain Slow

huckinfog ----- Doof Bag

Ancient Iron ----- Wrench

Mercury ----- Enzyte Bob

juski ----- Vlad the Impaler

bennynomad ----- GMGUS

stupidglide ----- Lucky

Slick ----- Pompous Prick

albundy ----- wrenchman 409

APDBagger ----- Donut Eater

Git Real ----- Brush Okie

yolkum ----- VERBOSO

keith ----- Feather Ruffler

par_fore ----- DooF Dayzed

bobbyorr ----- Seaweed

BadDice ----- Hi-Top

YankeeBob ----- Turd herder

Boston Keith ----- recalculating

DAK47 ----- Sasq.


PROSPECTS

JamieWG ------- Official Nutcase Doof at Large
slo_kid78 ------- Armory
2006FLSTNI --- (Bloody Scour) Sponsor: CDouthitt
Fatboyskip ---- (The Court Doofster) Sponsor: Gordito
quasar -------- (The Original JACKHAMMER) Sponsor: davukmer
Road-Dawg --- (Doof in Exile) Sponsor: GrayRider
killerbob ------- (Polisher) Sponsor: BigAlsRK
71baldboy ----- (Asia Pacific Representative) Sponsor: racindude
HATEFUL ------- (Devil's 3rd cousin's, brother's, newphew, on his mothers side twice removed) Sponsor: rk custom
DrHeathenScum - (Doof With No Pants) Sponsor: 8-Ball
CptCeeJay ------ (Maximus Doofus Meridius) Sponsor: CDouthitt
chuck ---------- (Chalee) Sponsor: none
LeftyBV -------- (Spooge) Sponsor: racindude
JazNine --------- (etc.) Sponsor: 8-Ball
WidowsSon ----- (Level Doof) Sponsor: apache36
Stu Gotz ------- (CFH) Sponsor: Woody218
Chameleon -------- (Sasquatch) Sponsor: racindude
bbrowncods ---- (Greyhound) Sponsor: SafetyMan
hammer4 ------- (Spunkmeyer) Sponsor: BigAlsRK
Jakie ------------ (Stinky Two Stroke) Sponsor: Scabbydoo
MichaelB --------- (Limestone) Sponsor: xkvator
The Dahv --------- (Unbreaker of Stuff) Sponsor: TJ Willy
Buttman1000 ------- (Motor-Bicyclist) Sponsor: KTWillys
sg4154--------------- (Pimp Daddy Mac) Sponsor: nhrafan
rangerbob01 -------- (Ok asshat) Sponsor: Geezer-Glide
Flyin Brian -------- (Chemically Clean) Sponsor: dynageno
PutPut6 ----- (Spam Handyman) Sponsor: TalonChief
mark_bert ----- (Shellback) Sponsor: cwilks
Fartnokker ----- (Drum Doofus) Sponsor: dynageno
cincyMAT ----- (testerhead) Sponsor: SafetyMan
BigJohn ----- (loverofboobs) Sponsor: Serg06
IAFatBoy96 ----- (EVO) Sponsor: Bluetoys
stev0n ----- (Rock Doctor) Sponsor: BigTOE
JimmyDogs ----- (DiabloBlanco) Sponsor: Ancient Iron


Swiss

Dinero No Mas --------
phreak



Known Associates/HANGAROUNDS - Invited to Prospect or Just Hang Around

csoday
greenboot
Vilhelm
klock (Doof Collabrator)
trooper113
(Thus ends the list of the Original Hangarounds)





gAZINTAs/ARCH ENEMIES

captainlee ------ Self Avowed Doof Hater
Note: Lee is the one and only 100% pure gAZINTa to ever receive a Cat Herder rocker. It was bestowed upon him by the Doof leadership for something he did that we obviously thought was a big deal at the time, but can't remember now to save us. He is also a clusterflocker of the highest order.

genoway -------- Undercover gAZINTA/DC Rider

Road Glider ----- gAZINTA Stooge

thedog ----------

meanbean

TerryMiller

kenhorse ---------- Gelding/Turncoat

pairofnines ------ younik

B-roadglide

LTRoadglide ----- GAZINTA GLIDER

pops --------------- gone before we knew ye...

bobsled77 -------- Leg Humper

P 0 P E Y E --------- Mr. Spinach USA

trmn8r ------------- PathFinder/Mud Dauber

Old Cowboy

HDtwice

zukeeper

Ashley !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Adlerx

tibs

hornrocker -------- gAZINTa Toady

Chuck K –---------- Beer/Boob Man

Desert_Comm -- DNF

Baalz

Ms Vicki

Thorns -------------- Mirror Image

Garytheterrible – Anti-Islamist

ms_tapestry ------- Mistress T

LittleBear –-------- knower of things

Kfengler –---------- Idaho Tater

Chickenman –----- The Gentleman

johnnyG

Shaw_2112

Spurrs -------------- #%$*@!!!

capttrash –-------- Pulp Man

Gazoo

dzlfitr

stoney61 –-------- eh!

txhawg

Gunny4Sawx

Johnny B. Bad

txmonkey01 ----- 44th gaZinta

Majikman ----- aka Txmajik

Hodawwg

unchained
Note: OK, so Lee isn't the only one. Unchained got hers because we forgot we don't give them to gAZINTAs. Duh.

thrasher -------- The Wanderer

SweetP

KingThrasher

QueenThrasher

Big MAK -------- Mad Dog

brain eater -------- Dances with Sheep

Abraxas

lil Pistolero DPH

D-Day

pa-glazier

Capt. Itch E

KTWillys ------- Nancy boy

DragonKing07 –-- wantaBzINTA

Bodhi

SeaBrookTrickBagger

chucktx

Shaggyman

Tommy

Trucky911

Bill_76

Flash

Mrs Flash

Sidecar Doug ----- cooler carrier

Totenkopf

Gummiente

G-ma

Margarita ----- Lady of the Horses

Diehard

dynageno ----- Acquisitions

Mnhorsemom













Dead To Me Founding Officers

dynageno ----- Acquisitions
Seduced by the siren's song of cookies or something, he currently (and forever more) has no standing among the Doofs. He has chosen for himself the life of a gAZINTa. Cookie-cutter conformity, much like those uniforms the Red Chinese used to wear, in a society where all are the same and none can aspire to anything greater than being exactly like the other guy. And anarchy, we can't leave out anarchy.
But nonetheles, he was among those present at the Collective's birth in KC in '06, and so bears this footnote.


Estranged Founders

8-Ball ---------- Founder - Chrome Scather

GrayRider ------ Founder - Nomad

Originally Posted by GrayRider

Special Recognition: This man came up with the idea of the Doof Clenas as an "organized" group, also the founder of the Order of the Wrench.
And the Elite Banana Guard.

Estranged Founding Officers

475wildey ----- Doof Officer of Prospects/Sergeant with Arms and Firearms (DOOFINATOR)

dwarthog ----- Doof Babe Cheerleader Coach


Estranged Charter Members

Stu ----- Cheer Coordinator

Madame 8-Ball ----- Doofinatrix

Gail ----- Nurse Ratched


Excommunicated Founding Officers

Fireberry ----- gAZINTa Liason