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08-19-2007, 09:15 AM
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From 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds
This absent minded gAzinta forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off at him.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE." The next morning, the gAzinta got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale. Currently the gAzinta is not yet well enough to have visitors. 
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08-19-2007, 01:55 PM
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08-19-2007, 04:13 PM
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And yes, it would take a GazintA to come up with something like that, a dOoF could never think on his feet that quickly................. The pain only lasts a little while, but the expression on her face will last forever..................... Just sayin'
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08-19-2007, 07:16 PM
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Oh yeah! Well DooFs wouldn't need the joke explained to them......
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08-19-2007, 07:26 PM
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200 seems a tad low, considering the pics we've all been treated to.
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