The Rite Of The Wrench

The Loyal Order of the Wrench: Rite of Passage


A Doof in good standing may desire to elevate his status to this level. The possesion of the wrench is required to complete this rite. This Rite of Passage is a secret rite and details must never be divulged to those who have not completed the rite. (With the exception of the Prez and officers.) At the completion of the Rite of Passage, the successful Doof may use terms referring to, "Rite of the Wrench," in his signature. He may make clever comments in his posts regarding the wrench without exposing the Loyal Order's secrets. The current possesor of the wrench is automatically dubbed, "Lord Protector of the wrench." A miniature wrench or pin may or may not be supplied for one's vest in the future. Tattoos are optional.

The wrench is sent to a Doof upon his request directly to the Doof who is in current possesion. The possessing Doof will send the wrench, with it's instruction booklet, to the requesting Doof. If more than one Doof requests the wrench, the possessing Doof will use the following guidelines to determine who the wrench will go to next:

I. Place the wrench on the garage floor in the center of slips of paper with the names of the requesting Doofs. Spin the wrench wildley. The candidate will be the one closest to the stopped wrench's jaws.

II. Determine by means of senority.

III. Utilize nepotism.

IV. First come, first serve.

V. Accept a bribe.

Please understand prior to requesting the wrench, that some financial requirements apply.

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