yet another johnny joke

[bobsled77]

The kindergarten teacher wanted to teach the class the alphabet one day and wanted to see if the class could use the letter in use in a word.
the teacher said A........
Little johnny put up his hand right away. Now the teacher new for a kindergarten student little Johnny had a very foul mouth and over looked him as it would most likely be profain. "Suzy" the teacher called. "A is for apple" suzy exclaimed."Very good Suzy! You get a gold star." The teacher called the letter "B". Again Little Johnny put up his hand but this time he was waving it very frantically. Once again the teacher overlooked johnny due to his profain vocabulary."Micheal", the teacher called."B is for bicycle" Micheal answered proudly."Very good Micheal , You get a gold star!" This went on through the alphabet and everytime the teacher passed on Little Johnny.
When the letter "R" came up no one in the class put up their hand.....Except for Little Johnny. The teacher thought for a moment and could not come up with anything that Johnny Might say."Yes Johnny?" the teacher asked.
Little Johnny replied," R is for rats! Great big Mother F*****G Rats ! With C***S on them like this!"

[route66paul]

Isn't it just like a gazinta to be discussing animal sexual organs?

[hornrocker]

Originally Posted by bobsled77

The kindergarten teacher wanted to teach the class the alphabet one day and wanted to see if the class could use the letter in use in a word.
the teacher said A........
Little johnny put up his hand right away. Now the teacher new for a kindergarten student little Johnny had a very foul mouth and over looked him as it would most likely be profain. "Suzy" the teacher called. "A is for apple" suzy exclaimed."Very good Suzy! You get a gold star." The teacher called the letter "B". Again Little Johnny put up his hand but this time he was waving it very frantically. Once again the teacher overlooked johnny due to his profain vocabulary."Micheal", the teacher called."B is for bicycle" Micheal answered proudly."Very good Micheal , You get a gold star!" This went on through the alphabet and everytime the teacher passed on Little Johnny.
When the letter "R" came up no one in the class put up their hand.....Except for Little Johnny. The teacher thought for a moment and could not come up with anything that Johnny Might say."Yes Johnny?" the teacher asked.
Little Johnny replied," R is for rats! Great big Mother F*****G Rats ! With C***S on them like this!"