Berserker's Random Thoughts

[Highmiles]

Originally Posted by Berserker

I don't remember any of it, though I may been awake. I was talking at hospital, I am told. They gave my boots back ok. I haven't looking inside them close yet.

Surprised they didn't cut them off, since my feel was crushed. Just yanked em off.

Probably wasn't much resistance.

[Berserker]

Ya made they just slid right off.

[ms_tapestry]

Originally Posted by Berserker

I don't remember any of it, though I may been awake. I was talking at hospital, I am told. They gave my boots back ok. I haven't looking inside them close yet.

Surprised they didn't cut them off, since my feel was crushed. Just yanked em off.

Dang! Maybe it's a good thing you don't remember that part. The clothing I did get back smelled so bad from the spoiled blood that it wasn't worth even washing them. . . you may want to check out those boots carefully before wearing again. . .

[Berserker]

Took my 1st shower alone today. Taking showers with Karen, wasn't really the fun, you think of.

Need to find a woman who likes to be on top. But they are usually the more athletic types, which creates my conundrum.

[ms_tapestry]

Originally Posted by Berserker

Took my 1st shower alone today. Taking showers with Karen, wasn't really the fun, you think of.

Need to find a woman who likes to be on top. But they are usually the more athletic types, which creates my conundrum.

Athletic? lol! Never thought of it that way . . .

[Berserker]

The woman pretty much has to do all the work herself. Maybe she'll bring a friend to help with the work load.

[SIMPLYCONFUSED]

This thread title, "Berserker's Random Thoughts", is stating the obvious I think.

Are not all of Berserker's thoughts over his lifetime "random"?

[Berserker]

Random and cryptic, at times. Maybe neurotic, uncalled for, and out of place too.

[SIMPLYCONFUSED]

Originally Posted by Berserker

Random and cryptic, at times. Maybe neurotic, uncalled for, and out of place too.

Hey buddy, I'm thinking of you, so I'm sending over a night nurse...........to take care of your needs...........

[swmnkdinthervr]

Originally Posted by Berserker

Random and cryptic, at times. Maybe neurotic, uncalled for, and out of place too.

I disagree...seems to be right in place

[Berserker]

A nurse I can catch.

[SIMPLYCONFUSED]

Originally Posted by Berserker

A nurse I can catch.

I tied her up for you, you have to do the rest.

[hornrocker]

Originally Posted by SIMPLYCONFUSED

I tied her up for you, you have to do the rest.

Skimmer

Originally Posted by Berserker

The woman pretty much has to do all the work herself. Maybe she'll bring a friend to help with the work load

[SIMPLYCONFUSED]

Originally Posted by hornrocker

Skimmer

I hand wraped a gift for the dummy in post # 144!

[hornrocker]

Originally Posted by SIMPLYCONFUSED

I hand wraped a gift for the dummy in post # 144!

It's no wonder you go by SIMPLYCONFUSED..........


Let me 'splain it to ya......



They can be tied up, knocked out, drugged, etc..... but the zerk can't actually do anything with 'em... 'cept maybe look, and that just makes it worse. They have to be physically able to take the zerk by the tail and ride that ride.