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Doofapaloozas I'm riding 1,200 miles to spend a week with some avid motorcycle enthusiasts I met on the internet, dear. What could go wrong?

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Old 03-11-2012, 07:44 PM
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I gotta tell y'all, I'm getting good and goddamn sick of people hanging up on me when I say I'm representing a bunch of motorcyclists. The East Coast thing may damn well just be the whole dirty lot of y'all camping out in my garage.
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you sure it's not just you?
I never had that trouble getting a motel set up?
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you sure it's not just you?
I never had that trouble getting a motel set up?
The aldeco is not a motel

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this side being hell and all...
That's in Michigan.
They have ice cream and miniature golf.
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And folks wanted to know why we ended up at the aldeco...

Reputable Establishment
MOTEL: Yes may I help you?

FOOL SETTING UP THE EVENT: Yeah, I'm part of the motorcycle club called Doof Clenas and we'd like to host our up coming event at your establishment.

MOTEL: Did you say doofs and motorcycles???

FOOL SETTING UP THE EVENT: Yes sir, We'd like to rent out your motel for the week. Do you have any problem with us hanging out all night in your parking lot while we drink, curse, do disturbing things with rubber chickens and then pass out?

MOTEL: click..... beeeeeeeep... beep beep beep.

FOOL SETTING UP THE EVENT: Hello?... hello?


Aldeco

MOTEL: After 12 calls and messages... what do you want?

FOOL SETTING UP THE EVENT: Yeah, I'm part of the motorcycle club called Doof Clenas and we'd like to host our up coming event at your establishment.

MOTEL: You gonna kill anyone while your here?

FOOL SETTING UP THE EVENT: um, a... what?

MOTEL: Wha? you don't understand english asshole? I said are you going to kill anyone while yer here. Cause we charge extra for deal'n with the cops and having to move furniture over the blood stains.

FOOL SETTING UP THE EVENT: nope... didn't plan that... just want to hang out in yer parking lot and drink.

MOTEL: $35 a night... bunch of pussies.



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That's in Michigan.
They have ice cream and miniature golf.
Hell sounds awesome in MI... although for a short time it moved locations to my house last year right after my trip to maine... and it sucked...

Glad it relocated to MI again.
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Yahoo travel says,

"Popular Hotels in
New Matamoras, Ohio

Aldeco Motel

Popular Cities near
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Pittsburgh, PA
Charleston, WV
Canton, OH
Morgantown, WV
Zanesville, OH
Elkins, WV
Sugarcreek, OH
Walnut Creek, OH
Dover, OH
Snowshoe, WV
Poland, OH"


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Yahoo travel says,

"Popular Hotels in
New Matamoras, Ohio

Aldeco Motel

Popular Cities near
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Pittsburgh, PA
Charleston, WV
Canton, OH
Morgantown, WV
Zanesville, OH
Elkins, WV
Sugarcreek, OH
Walnut Creek, OH
Dover, OH
Snowshoe, WV
Poland, OH"


Calling them liars?
I think Robo should give them a second chance for us.
Anybody tell him what A.W.A.S. stands for?
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I think Robo should give them a second chance for us.
Anybody tell him what A.W.A.S. stands for?


Soon as he comes to an event I'm hooking him up with an AWAS patch... it would make me smile every time I saw it on his vest.

It would have only been better if he could have been there when it happened.
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Yahoo travel says,

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Aldeco Motel

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Pittsburgh, PA
Charleston, WV
Canton, OH
Morgantown, WV
Zanesville, OH
Elkins, WV
Sugarcreek, OH
Walnut Creek, OH
Dover, OH
Snowshoe, WV
Poland, OH"


Calling them liars?
nope... they are the best motel in New Matamoras, Ohio.
and the people in New Matamoras have that something special... you know... like someone who has been eating lead paint chips for the past 10 years.
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