Red Alert! Red Alert! A Call To Arms!

[MegaGlide]

Originally posted by Fireberry, 01-08-2007 :

Got in from the days work and Gail handed me a large brown envelope. Marked to me with a return address of ' GAZINTA H.Q. Corpus Christi, Tx.


I put my orange bomb sniffer cat to work. He was busy cleaning his chops and looked up as I showed him the bag. A few sniffs later and a look as to say, " Dummy if you are stupid enough to open mail marked like that, I will go do some kitty litter business. Let me know how it turns out.



I held the envelope for a good long time. Felt it for wires or batteries. Thought of cyanide.


It got the best of me. Took out my belt knife ( Harley Davidson issue of course) and cut slowly. I asked Gail to stand back. "If I don't make it I will meet you on the other side."


Slowly I cut the top, very very slowly. Looked in a small crack and thought all is fine so far. A little more work with the knife. A little more lookie lookie. As I finished the slit I turned the envelope up side down. This is what fell out.

ALL your LayS are Belong to us!



Then the horror! A bag of Dead Lays. Eaten to the crumbs!



I am now on Def-Com 4 Level Red with Orange Flame and Skull Alert.

It Ain't Funny!

2007 is now the year of the Chip Wars. THE ARMAGEDDON OF THE FRITO.

The Mother Of All Dip Battles!