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Old 09-15-2010, 06:52 AM
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Gonna...

...lube my clutch cable, adjust the clutch, check my primary chain and change the tranny and primary fluid before Cheesey when I get home.
What could go wrong?
I mean, if it was bone stock it might be fraught with peril, but...
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Old 09-15-2010, 06:57 AM
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Old 09-15-2010, 07:25 AM
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Old 09-15-2010, 07:55 AM
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Hope you can get the derby cover off.
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Don't forget to put a dab of juice on your bi-nomial pivot member, else it can just flop around on you.
Yep, goes without saying.

And I hope you've brought your static pressure indicator up to nominal temp for the chain procedure.
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Wow, there's some pretty technical stuff here
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Yep, goes without saying.

And I hope you've brought your static pressure indicator up to nominal temp for the chain procedure.
I got me one o' them fancy U shaped primary chain slack measurer dealios, imported all the way from Canadia.

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Wow, there's some pretty technical stuff here
Well, in all fairness, it's harder in Maryland.
(I know, but you've got to throw him a bone every once in a while...)
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You might as well flush and change the brake fluid, service the forks and put on some new tires. You've got a whole evening. Bone Stockman would.
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You might as well flush and change the brake fluid, service the forks and put on some new tires. You've got a whole evening. Bone Stockman would.
New back skin is on already, brake fluid was done 5k ago, and Geeze can kiss my ass. I ain't touchin' my forks until 50k.
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I ain't touchin' my forks until 50k.
Good choice! Don't want to be branded as a "tube toucher".
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Don't forget to lube your frangelator bearing. If it dries up you will be in a world of hurt.
Harley Lube, Bel Ray Salt Waterproof grease, or a palmful of spit?
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Ummmm......never mind.
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Perhaps I could just talk dirty to it?
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