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03-17-2014, 02:34 PM
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Gun Control
It has already started at Cabela's Sporting Goods Store.
There was a bit of confusion at the Cabela's Sporting Goods store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets... The cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader. I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer! I STILL DON'T THINK I LOOKED THAT BAD.
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03-17-2014, 03:12 PM
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Now, THERE's a video that would NOT go viral!.
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03-17-2014, 04:31 PM
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That reminds me of watching my first Porn Movie.
 I looked so much younger then!  BOB 
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03-17-2014, 08:04 PM
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03-17-2014, 08:20 PM
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03-17-2014, 08:51 PM
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 Making a mental note not to go shopping with you
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03-18-2014, 04:33 AM
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