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Old 08-22-2007, 12:55 PM
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Have you ever pee'd on an electric fence?
I can't remember if I have...
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Old 08-22-2007, 12:58 PM
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No but I grabbed hold of a tractor that was stopped in the drive-thru electric gate. The farmer almost fell off the tractor laughing....
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:00 PM
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:02 PM
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:06 PM
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Ah yes. My favorite children's book! "Curious George and the Electric Fence!"
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Old 08-22-2007, 01:31 PM
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Worked on a farm during High School...and they used to hire college boys to help bring the hay in...they were always asking where they could pee at...and of course we always told them that we peed over by that fence......damn that was some funny stuff!!
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I've been hit twice while crossing them. Once got the heel of my boot caught while a bull was stalking me...zapped twice until I went with it and fell to the ground.

The other time I was working a gobbler...the hay was ready for cutting and there was a heavy dew that morning. As a slipped over the butt of the shotgun slipped off the top wire and right up into the jewels. That 24V DC hurts......
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I had a dog that did that once. He never went near the fence again.
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We also told them of the fine art of "Cow Tipping".....however it was the middle of the day and they were bulls........damn that was funny. Whoever said "White men can't jump" must've never worked on a farm....I saw some of them guys clear a fence in one leap!!
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When I was a kid, my cousin and I were messing around down near the creek, and the farmer had an electric fence put up. We thought we'd take the shortcut across the fence and through his field. My cousin went first. He stepped over the fence, but it was just under crotch high and as he straddled it, it got him right between the thighs.

White boys can jump too!!!

We walked around.....
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