Why Men Are Just Happier People--

[Kfengler]

Men Are Just Happier People--

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

[hornrocker]

All true.........

Gordito told me once that the difference between men and women is that when a guy shows up at a party and 4 other guys are wearing the same T-shirt... he thinks, "COOL!"

He is wise beyond his years...

[hornrocker]

Originally Posted by 8-Ball

Gordito told me once that the difference between men and women is that when a guy shows up at a party and 4 other guys are wearing the same T-shirt... he thinks, "COOL!"

He is wise beyond his years...

[Lady Godiva]

Dammit, Kfengler - you got a lot of good points there....I think I found some more too...



- Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.
- Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
- Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
- You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
- You understand why Stripes is funny.
- The National College Cheerleading Championship.
- You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
- Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
- You get to jump up and slap stuff.
- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
- You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
- If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
- If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
- You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"

[harleyjsb]

30 seconds flat....I guess you never talked to 8-Ball............






But other than that.......I agree.............




just sayin'