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01-31-2008, 12:48 PM
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Just a little talk with Jesus
Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having a vodka and cranberry along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again after a particularly difficult day.
I said "Jesus, why do I work so hard?" And I heard the reply: "Men find many ways to demonstrate the love they have for their family. You work hard to have a peaceful, beautiful place for your friends and family to gather." I said: "I thought that money was the root of all evil." And the reply was: "No, the LOVE of money is the root of all evil. Money is a tool; it can be used for good or bad". I was starting to feel better, but I still had that one burning question, so I asked it. "Jesus," I said, "What is the meaning of life? Why am I here?" He replied," That is a question many men ask. The answer is in your heart and is different for everyone. I would love to chat with you some more, Senor, but for now, I have to finish your lawn."
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01-31-2008, 01:53 PM
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01-31-2008, 04:25 PM
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DOH! Man, you got me with that one...
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Laurie T. - ORIGINAL DOOF BABE 2000 FLHRCI - 95" Big Bore D.R.A.T. Commando/Sniper "I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone who's unarmed..." GBNF FIRE46, RED RIDER, MONGOOSE    
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01-31-2008, 04:33 PM
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Hook, line & sinker!
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mike             'Those people who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants.' - William Penn I want to live and ride free, unencumbered by all but God's love. '06' FLSTNI, $43 per gallon!
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01-31-2008, 07:53 PM
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Like a Boss. [img]  [/img]Stinky pinky gulp and guzzle big rig snooze and stop.              "History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or the timid" - Gen Eisenhower.
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02-01-2008, 12:08 PM
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  now that's some funny sheist....
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You sleep with dogs...you get fleas!        Ich bin ein Doofclenas! Ti amo doof molto Doof Clenasの規則 "Truth is something you stumble into when you think you're going some place else." - Jerry Garcia The road to Starbucks is Rubbed with Posers!
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