An Italian's secret to a long marriage...

[Scabbydoo]

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto , they have a weekly
husbands' marriage seminar.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was
approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share
some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all
these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat
her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to
Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the
husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your
wife for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up." !!!!!