Sea Stories

Sitting around drinking coffee with the off going watch one evening. The corpsman (they are all called “DOC”) came by and sat down.
The joker of the bunch said, “Doc, want to take a look at my peter for me?”
(we had just been in port a week ago) Doc said, “sure come on down to sick bay”. So we all being concerned for a fellow seaman’s welfare followed them down to sickbay .
Doc, “drop you trousers and lets take a look”.
Checking things out, Doc said “I don’t see anything wrong”
The Joker said “didn’t say anything was wrong, just if you wanted to take a look at my peter”.

Don’t need to tell you what went on from their do I?