If I drank is excess & got stupid drunk......

[SIMPLYCONFUSED]

would I then have some idea what the hell I was talking about, even a little bit?

[y2kflhr]

I try like heck to find out every weekend...


you ---- I doubt it....

[SIMPLYCONFUSED]

Originally Posted by y2kflhr

I try like heck to find out every weekend...


you ---- I doubt it....

You may be right lawnguyflhry2ksheeprearendpluckerboy but...........where da hell is BOOP?!

[y2kflhr]

she don't like you......its the hair....

[SIMPLYCONFUSED]

Originally Posted by y2kflhr

she don't like you......its the hair....

Damn, this happens all the time!

[Slick]

Originally Posted by SIMPLYCONFUSED

would I then have some idea what the hell I was talking about, even a little bit?

No, but on the bright side you will become extremely witty and quite handsome. I know I do when I drink.

[y2kflhr]

Originally Posted by SlickTX

No, but on the bright side you will become extremely witty and quite handsome. I know I do when I drink.

so your my twin....

[Boop]

Originally Posted by SIMPLYCONFUSED

If I drank to excess & got stupid drunk... would I then have some idea what the hell I was talking about, even a little bit?

You would be absolutely certain of what you were talking about as long as you continued to drink to excess. Sadly, once you stop the knowledge disappears. But have no fear, it comes right back once you start drinking again.

Obviously, when people meet you, whether they think you're a genius or a dumbass depends on where you are in this cycle.

[huckinfog]

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink, I feel shamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
WARNING: Ladies the consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I think not."
~ Stephen Wright
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants
us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite s e x without spitting.
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin,
of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.
Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo
can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when
the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
at the back that are killed first This natural selection is
good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the
regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we
know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."