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Old 08-30-2010, 08:54 PM
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Deer Boopster...
My daughter finally decided to get hitched. Usually I threaten him and promise to cut him up in little pieces and feed them to the gators. Now I need to make piece with the SOB.
Do I give him a beer and promise not to kill him this time or give him a beer and grin.


Signed, no SOB is good enough for my baby girl.
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Old 08-31-2010, 06:45 AM
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Piece or peace?

Was that intentional or a Freudian slip?
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Old 08-31-2010, 07:17 AM
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Old 08-31-2010, 07:24 AM
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Old 08-31-2010, 09:17 AM
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I wouldn't change a thing. It's a good thing to keep him looking over his shoulder - will help him behave.
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:18 PM
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Tell your daughter he "went to live on a farm."
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:25 PM
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:26 PM
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Send him over to help Dana plant Tomato plants.
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Old 08-31-2010, 08:28 PM
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