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Old 02-10-2010, 07:58 AM
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Super Bowl Tickets
A man goes to the Minnesota Vikings ticket office and inquires about purchasing super bowl tickets.

The ticket teller replies that there weren't any tickets for sale
because the Vikings did not make it to the super bowl.

The following day the same man goes to the Minnesota Vikings ticket office and inquires about purchasing Vikings super bowl tickets.

The ticket teller politely replies that there weren't any tickets for
sale because the Vikings did not make it to the super bowl.

This goes on for an entire week.

The man again goes to the Viking ticket office inquiring about super bowl tickets and the teller says none are for sale because the Vikings did not make it to the super bowl.

Another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket
teller about Viking super bowl tickets.

Finally the ticket teller in a loud voice says, "I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE VIKINGS DID NOT MAKE IT TO THE SUPER BOWL!!!"

The man replied, "I know. I drive all the way from Green Bay just to hear you say that."






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Old 02-10-2010, 07:59 AM
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skip, I just sent that to angelas son, he's a huge vik fan....me not so much....
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