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12-28-2016, 12:01 PM
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Tolerance
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario, says: "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.
Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance." "That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which could be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot." "Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called “Iraq of Ribs. "“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods, and on the other side a liquor store called Morehammered.""All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us. ”Yes we should promote tolerance, but if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the oasis and time to put your camel to bed".
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12-28-2016, 12:05 PM
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12-28-2016, 05:12 PM
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I believe I heard of someplace, there was some kind of restaurant or BBQ place that emmited a pork (bacon?) smell offense to the local middle Eastern residents who had recently moved into the area.
They went to the city council wanting the restaurant closed down... Sent from mobile device prone to spelling errors
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12-28-2016, 05:48 PM
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"Tolerance is required only when building high powered engines and transmissions, or high quality firearms.
Any other application is a waste of time and energy." Me. Just now. 
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12-30-2016, 05:25 PM
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I posted a version of this several years ago. Mega got a wee bit freaked out by the potential number of offended parties and quietly removed it with a nice explanation to me.
Either the Republicans are coming into power or he hasn't seen it yet. 
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12-30-2016, 06:34 PM
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I'm not offended in the least.
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12-30-2016, 08:58 PM
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Not offended here.
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01-02-2017, 07:01 PM
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I'm good over this way
BOB
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01-05-2017, 08:48 AM
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I've seen it before. I laughed then, I laughed now!
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