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Old 03-12-2020, 03:07 PM
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What’s the deal with toilet paper?

What the hell? I can’t find a roll for sale anywhere


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Old 03-12-2020, 05:28 PM
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Old 03-12-2020, 05:32 PM
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Old 03-12-2020, 06:11 PM
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Old 03-14-2020, 10:56 AM
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Toilet paper is for people who don't know how to clean their arses with their hands and a cup of water.


At least, that's what my wife tells me. She does it all the time.


Not having running water helps
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Cat sand was still on the shelves...
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At least, that's what my wife tells me. She does it all the time.
Not having running water helps
Pete! I haven't seen you post in years. I thought maybe you had passed on. Still spending time between Belgium and Norway/Sweden/Finland? I forget where your wife is from.
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Pete, is it really you????
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