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12-09-2007, 03:52 PM
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Concerned
Dear Boop,
Recently, my wife has expressed an interest in purchasing a firearm. I do not know if this is an honest appeal to exercise her 2nd Amendment rights... ...or a way for her to somehow utilized that $500K accidental death clause in my life insurance policy... Please advise...
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TimmyD  D.R.A.T. Commander I ain't sayin' 2003 FXD aka 'Wild Blue' "Ask not what Doof Clenas can do for you, but what you can do for Doof Clenas." TimmyD (2006)        
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#2
12-09-2007, 03:53 PM
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Have you ever seen the show "Snapped"?
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12-09-2007, 03:59 PM
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Timmy
one word pullet proof vest edit: bullet proof vest what a Doof
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Greg Psalm 23:4 and the Second Amendment are enough for me.     cd C:/ and then type format C: What you looking for? Last edited by rk custom; 12-09-2007 at 04:11 PM.
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12-09-2007, 04:07 PM
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What's a Pullet?
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"A pullet is a young chicken, more specifically a hen (female) at least 20-weeks-old which has begun to lay eggs but has not yet moulted." How the @#$% is that going to help me????
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TimmyD D.R.A.T. Commander I ain't sayin' 2003 FXD aka 'Wild Blue' "Ask not what Doof Clenas can do for you, but what you can do for Doof Clenas." TimmyD (2006)
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12-09-2007, 04:10 PM
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ever had a chicken hit you at 60mph?
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Greg Psalm 23:4 and the Second Amendment are enough for me. cd C:/ and then type format C: What you looking for?
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12-09-2007, 04:13 PM
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http://www.oxygen.com/TvShows/Detail...SNP&view=about
I'm telling you ya better watch this show. It will teach you not to piss them off.
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12-09-2007, 04:48 PM
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Could the Freudian slip "pullet" and the exclamation "pull" while skeet shooting be a coincedence...I think not!!!
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John I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations. ~James Madison, speech, Virginia Convention, 1788               
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12-09-2007, 07:30 PM
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K-ren is a DAMN good shot...
They say women are naturally better marksmen. But I'm sure you've got nothing to worry about. It's not like you ever piss her off.... dumbass.
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Hi, my name is Chip, and I am a Poser. Frac Rat ~ Stimulator of Holes ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ From my Brother Don... I love his insight.  Quote:
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12-09-2007, 07:39 PM
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How do you take out a life insurance policy on a known dumbass if your not related to said dumbass?
 just askin' Joe
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ISAIAH 6:1-9 ____________________________________________ for Dana     Separated at birth? You decide
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12-10-2007, 11:10 AM
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It's my insurance policy and the OL is the sole beneficiary. now who is the dumbass? Learn how to read!
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TimmyD D.R.A.T. Commander I ain't sayin' 2003 FXD aka 'Wild Blue' "Ask not what Doof Clenas can do for you, but what you can do for Doof Clenas." TimmyD (2006)
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12-10-2007, 11:16 AM
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I'd start washing dishes and doing laundry if I were you. Flowers for her wouldn't hurt either.
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mike              'Those people who will not be governed by God will be ruled by tyrants.' - William Penn I want to live and ride free, unencumbered by all but God's love. '06' FLSTNI, $43 per gallon!
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12-10-2007, 11:23 AM
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Sounds like a safer bet than the Patriots against Miami.
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12-10-2007, 06:39 PM
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Quote:
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Exactly, I'm thinking at the rate Timmy is shooting off his mouth it's a sure thing I can get rich if I can take out a policy on his life.  Joe
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ISAIAH 6:1-9 ____________________________________________ for DanaSeparated at birth? You decide
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12-10-2007, 06:43 PM
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12-10-2007, 07:01 PM
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Maybe it is time to ask dear ol' dad why he was always puttering in garage or in the basement.
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just sayin'......... Dumbasses "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws." (Tacitus, Roman historian 55-117 A.D.) Original 43%er CAT HERDER  GORGE CROSSER SKYLINE     My buddy!
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