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10-29-2013, 07:13 PM
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My new neighbor.....
She's single...
She's gorgeous....... She lives right across the street. I can see her condo from my deck. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door. I rushed to open it, she looked at me and says, "Hi! I just got home. I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!" "Are you busy tonight?" I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free. I have no plans at all!" She said, "Oh! That's Great!" "Could you watch my dog? "
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10-29-2013, 07:22 PM
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Ouch!
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10-29-2013, 07:25 PM
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Is the dog cute?
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10-30-2013, 06:04 AM
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Ouch.
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10-31-2013, 06:22 PM
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 That's messed up...
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10-31-2013, 07:12 PM
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The newest neighbors are the only ones who invited me over. He he he...
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#7
10-31-2013, 07:18 PM
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Bazinga!
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10-31-2013, 08:53 PM
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Was her dog cute?
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