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Old 11-26-2011, 10:38 AM
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They all do that.
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Old 11-26-2011, 12:32 PM
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Second, at 14...the head spins 360, she hates you and wishes you were dead, you're the stupidest human being on the planet...oh...can you take me and my friends to the movies???:rollback:
That, right there, made mrs. o laugh.

For a very long time.....

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Old 11-26-2011, 12:43 PM
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I got 3 of em. They are the closest thing to living with crazy people with out checking in at the local psych ward.

You wake up to screaming every morning, come down stairs to find one has dumped all the sugar and flower on the floor to do snow angels, while another is standing on top of the table trying to climb the light fixture. The third one is MIA, but a suspicious looking puddle is in the dining room and a trail of soiled clothes leads back up stairs...

and that's a weekend... you should see a school day.
And that was after hosting a few out of town Doofs - the kids still talk about it!
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Old 11-26-2011, 04:18 PM
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First, she's a good judge of character.

Second, at 14...the head spins 360, she hates you and wishes you were dead, you're the stupidest human being on the planet...oh...can you take me and my friends to the movies???:rollback:

Truly bipolar behavior.
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Old 11-26-2011, 05:30 PM
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That, right there, made mrs. o laugh.

For a very long time.....

Glad I could provide a chuckle. I just wish it wasn't 100% true. The good thing is she's 21 now and actually has come to appreciate our experience, knowledge, and the money for college and everything else. I'll probably feel the wrath again when she graduates and the steady stream stops.
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Old 11-26-2011, 06:42 PM
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The best revenge is to rock out big time at a stoplight when you got all her little minions in the cage with you. Turn it up to 11 and roll down the windows, jam along and fist pump, sweet victory!

I find Ozzie or GNR to be particularly horrific for those paybacks.
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Old 11-26-2011, 07:04 PM
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I will most definitely be trying that one.
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Old 11-26-2011, 07:18 PM
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tell her I want my dollar back....
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Old 11-27-2011, 10:35 AM
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well I think this says it all...

kids and were painting blocks last night with their friends in the garage.
My wife and I went to the kitchen to get some food to eat for supper.

We returned 5 minutes later to this...
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you have to keep her from Keith....a bad influence for sure...lol
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At least she wasn't spinning in the drill press.... When does she get her first Harley?
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tell her I want my dollar back....
she already spent it on booze...
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