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Old 03-17-2008, 12:20 PM
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Talking I have the wrench.

Yes folks, there is a wrench and I have it. I will post pictures tonight to give proof that the wrench is in my possession. The last person to have it gave it up with out a fight or covert operation, I was told it was my birthday present.


I have a couple of remodeling projects that came up and if the wrench is up to it, it may come in handy.


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Old 03-17-2008, 12:21 PM
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Old 03-17-2008, 12:26 PM
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Yes folks, there is a wrench and I have it. I will post pictures tonight to give proof that the wrench is in my possession. The last person to have it gave it up with out a fight or covert operation, I was told it was my birthday present.


I have a couple of remodeling projects that came up and if the wrench is up to it, it may come in handy.


More to come on the progress.


lol! Congrats Bear. . . I'm so proud of you I'm thinking I might shed a tear or two!



















disclaimer: pics will be necessary to prove the wrench does exist. . .
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Old 03-17-2008, 03:04 PM
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lol! Congrats Bear. . . I'm so proud of you I'm thinking I might shed a tear or two!

disclaimer: pics will be necessary to prove the wrench does exist. . .
Just don't get too close to The WRENCH when shedding said tear. It IS a wrench afterall, and may rust....

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Old 03-17-2008, 03:38 PM
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Just don't get too close to The WRENCH when shedding said tear. It IS a wrench afterall, and may rust....

Just sayin'...
Who better than Gordito to know the effects of salt water on anything. I have been waiting for "THE WRENCH" a long time. I would honor it, take it on trips, and really Doof it up if I were to get the honor of being a keeper of "THE WRENCH".

I know that I don't deserve the honor, but it might help a bit with my self esteem.


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Ahhh...manna from heaven...I can almost smell the WD40 now...
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Just don't get too close to The WRENCH when shedding said tear. It IS a wrench afterall, and may rust....

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Oh the peril.

First no one cares about it, then it is mortal danger similar to the "Tin Man" in "The Wizard of Oz."

I am sitting on the edge of my seat...the danger, the excitment, the smell of WD40.
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Old 03-17-2008, 01:05 PM
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Yes folks, there is a wrench and I have it. I will post pictures tonight to give proof that the wrench is in my possession. The last person to have it gave it up with out a fight or covert operation, I was told it was my birthday present.


I have a couple of remodeling projects that came up and if the wrench is up to it, it may come in handy.


More to come on the progress.


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Don't dispute the wrench. It has powers,

Why even ms_t is shedding things at the mere thought of it.
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