Want to join the Doof Clenas? Sign up here to Prospect and state your intentions...

[CptCeeJay]

Originally Posted by RKotter

My pleasure...

Sweathawg,
Welcome to the gang from a fellow prospect.
By the way - Can you tell me the average velocity of an unladen swallow?
Cheers,
CJ (Doofus Maximus Meridius)

Originally Posted by MegaGlide

If you've made the unintelligent decision to join our ranks, or commit to friend or foe of the doof... or just hang around... you may state your intentions here.

Procedures (like that matters):

1. State your intent (Prospect, Hangaround, Friend or Foe) pick only one.

4. State you intended moniker (asshat, cat collector, Gazinta squad, etc.)

5. If you have selected Prospect, you must add "Doof" or "43" in some way to your Avator OR Avatar Line OR Signature Line.... NO EXCEPTIONS!!! Note: This applies only here and at VTF. Optional at any other forum.

3. If you have selected Prospect, the exalted one may decide to ask a Doof member in good standing to Sponsor you... good luck... we mostly don't want to be bothered.

11. Once a Sponsor has volunteered to take your sorry ass on, you must do the following: Ride to a state highway 43... any state, any highway 43... and take a photo of your bike with the highway 43 sign. Post it in the appropriate thread. No state highway 43 nearby... not our problem.

7. Once the above is complete, you have shown yourself to have the proper Doof mettle... you will be put up for a vote among the bretheren for full membership.

7. There will be a ceremony involving corks and bandaids to celebrate your initiation into the society of Doof. This rite is performed by one or more Doof Babes. Cork removal will be your responsibility.

9. Members may display their "43" timing covers on their scoot... duct taping is no longer permitted... super glue is still okay.

Welcome and may you never be the same... or not, depending on your present state of mind.

I intend to prospect.


My intended monikur is -- --- etc.

Now will some DooF member still sober enough to stand up that would be willing to sponsor my sorry ass please say AYe!

I got 'cha, Jams.

Originally Posted by GrayRider

I got 'cha, Jams.

Excellent

What do I do now??

Not the cork thing

Originally Posted by Jams

Excellent

What do I do now??

Not the cork thing

Never mind -- I see that I was putting the cork before the ride to Hwy 43 which would make a very uncomfortable Gazinta like ride with packed astronaut diapers

[Bofinn]

Nice toaster wax!

[RKotter]

Originally Posted by CptCeeJay

Sweathawg,
Welcome to the gang from a fellow prospect.
By the way - Can you tell me the average velocity of an unladen swallow?
Cheers,
CJ (Doofus Maximus Meridius)

Thanks! and oh, BTW...

What do you mean - African or European swallow?

[harleyjsb]

Good job on the Toaster,Kotter.............

but I'm gettin' a little low on beer................




juat sayin'

Question Is the term "just saying" copyrighted and owned by the Doof Clenas Motorcycle Collective?

Or is it privately owned and permission is required in writing from the owner to use it?

[MegaGlide]

That's Gray's area.
Mine is updating folks, which I'm gonna do in a minute.
As soon as a moniker is picked.
You don't want us doin' the pickin'.
Trust me.

I take it that --etc-- doesn't float.

How about Road Dawg

[71baldboy]

Jams, mate, you're making this harder than it needs to be...........carry on.

Originally Posted by 71baldboy

Jams, mate, you're making this harder than it needs to be...........carry on.

Sheet, I had to look up moniker in the dictionary and am still trying to figure out why they don't just say what's your "nick name" or "Hey DooF, what's your street name?" and what happens with the ferns?

[MegaGlide]

etc. is good.
I didn't know that was what you wanted.
I was confused.
Go figure.

Originally Posted by Jams

Question Is the term "just saying" copyrighted and owned by the Doof Clenas Motorcycle Collective?

Or is it privately owned and permission is required in writing from the owner to use it?

I stole it from Brian Kilmeade, from Fox and Friends...used it a few times,..and these Doofs voted it in as our slogan. I personally voted for, "It ain't rocket surgery."