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Old 12-05-2007, 10:46 PM
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well, so you say ............ I mean, it's not ELECTRIC ..... so at some point, say when the bunny gets wore out ..... jus sayin'
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TimmyD and his 21 year old ......... jus sayin'
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What women really want is a cabana boy! One that packs his own "heat" and can rub any part of a woman, feet, hands, back, er.......well, you get it

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Old 12-05-2007, 10:51 PM
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I gave a 9MM semi-auto pistol to the AP once...she pulled it on me twice.
she needs more practice ....... jus sayin'
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Old 12-05-2007, 10:57 PM
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Well, one time, she called my motorcycle shop and told me supper would be ready at 6. When I got home at 6, she was irate and pulled the gun...Of course, it was 6AM.

The other time, I came riding home late one night and a buddy pulled in the driveway behind me on his knucklehead. He had a young lady on the bike which the AP immediately noticed wasn't his wife. Somehow, in her mind, I was to blame and complicate..and out came the pistol.

So to answer your question. No.

not to hijack the thread .... butt

years ago, I met this guy ..... we got along GREAT, (we're still friends 18 yrs later) .... but he didn't meet my wife for some time after we knew each other..... now this guy is a joker .......... so one day Jan is letting me off at the golf course and my buddy comes over ... I introduce them . ... .. and Jimmy says: Wow, this isn't that good looking blonde that you were with yesterday" ............... WOW WOW HOLD ON ............... I waz like ya fuker !!!!!!! LMAO
my OL is cool, it took her no time to know what waz goin on .....it waz funny chit ..... .but no guns came out WHEW !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 12-06-2007, 09:35 AM
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What women really want is a cabana boy! One that packs his own "heat" and can rub any part of a woman, feet, hands, back, er.......well, you get it
ooooo la la !!!!!!!!!!! I GOTTA get me a 'Cabana Boy' outfit ...... I'm putting that on my list !!!!!!!!
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ooooo la la !!!!!!!!!!! I GOTTA get me a 'Cabana Boy' outfit ...... I'm putting that on my list !!!!!!!!
Gray has cornered the market.
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dang it !!!
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