Going to a Convention

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled
in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding
the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat.
As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
"Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going
to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had
ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a
meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your business role at this
convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use
information that I have learned from my personal experiences
to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths
are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is
that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all
men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is
most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers,
when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the
best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I
shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I
don't even know your name."















"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but
my friends call me Bubba."

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