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Old 12-21-2008, 08:46 PM
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amy has begun....
to chase me around the bedroom with lysol........i think she's aiming for my ass.......
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Old 12-21-2008, 08:47 PM
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Does she have a lit match in front of the nozzle?
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Old 12-21-2008, 08:48 PM
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Does she have a lit match in front of the nozzle?
Beat me by that much....
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Old 12-21-2008, 08:50 PM
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no thank god......any spark around here could kill us all....
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Old 12-21-2008, 08:51 PM
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Old 12-21-2008, 08:53 PM
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you realize she just read this.......thanks stan you're a real help here...
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to chase me around the bedroom with lysol........i think she's aiming for my ass.......
maybe it's because you don't wipe properly?
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Old 12-21-2008, 09:31 PM
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I'll bet she doesn't fall for the "I'm gonna spit up in the air so you better hide under the blankets" trick in bed tonight....
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Old 12-21-2008, 10:50 PM
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We have Lysol FREAKS at work.

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