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Old 04-21-2010, 07:37 PM
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Bad news, good news, bad news

Well, I had a little adventure today. My work day was over, and I headed out to the parking lot to the bike. It was sunny and 70 degrees out..... what a great day for April! I fired up the scoot, and headed over to my little brother's house to drop some stuff off. I left there and headed for home. I pulled up to the intersection to make a left turn. The light was red, and I had 2 cars in front of me. The light turned green, and both cars accelerated and started turning... and so did I. Suddenly, they stopped dead. Shit!! So, do I hit the one in front of me, or lay the scoot down? I chose to lay her down, hoping to minimize any damage. I slid to a stop and the asshat in front of me looks in his mirror....... and drives away! Another motorist stopped to see if I was alright, and helped me get the scoot back up on her wheels, and I rode her home.

The bad news is that I had to lay her down.



The good news is that the only damage to the scoot was a small tear in the soft chaps on the front crash bars, and a small scrape (hard to see) on the rear crash guard.


The bad news is that I have a hairline fracture in my fu(kin' ankle.......

Doc sez 4 - 6 weeks before it heals, and I have to go see a specialist Friday to make sure all looks good.


I figger I'll be riding in a week.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:42 PM
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We need to start a messed up ankle club.

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Old 04-21-2010, 07:45 PM
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Man -- you sure do know how to turn going home from work into a bona fide adventure!
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:48 PM
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:48 PM
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Dammit!
Glad it wasn't worse.
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We need to start a messed up ankle club.

Sorry to hear your day ended poorly.


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Dammit Dave. Not a good thing to hear. Hope everything heals well for you.

Do what the dr. says. A fukced up ankle is no fun.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:50 PM
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Damn; glad things turned relatively OK.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:51 PM
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We need to start a messed up ankle club.

Sorry to hear your day ended poorly.
It wasn't that bad.... the bike's OK!

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I don't need that kind of adventure again......

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Dammit!
Glad it wasn't worse.
That 4-6 weeks Canadian, or U.S.?
Right now, it don't really matter.... we're around par.
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Old 04-21-2010, 07:53 PM
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Heal up quick Dave...



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Oooooo, ooooooooooo, oooooooo


Can I be in the club???????

Dammit Dave. Not a good thing to hear. Hope everything heals well for you.

Do what the dr. says. A fukced up ankle is no fun.
Trust me on this, I know. So does Jim.
I know. The Doc wanted me in an air cast, but I opted for a tensor bandage instead..... I may get the air cast yet though.... I'll see how it feels tomorrow.



BTW.... crutches suck.
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Well, I had a little adventure today. My work day was over, and I headed out to the parking lot to the bike. It was sunny and 70 degrees out..... what a great day for April! I fired up the scoot, and headed over to my little brother's house to drop some stuff off. I left there and headed for home. I pulled up to the intersection to make a left turn. The light was red, and I had 2 cars in front of me. The light turned green, and both cars accelerated and started turning... and so did I. Suddenly, they stopped dead. Shit!! So, do I hit the one in front of me, or lay the scoot down? I chose to lay her down, hoping to minimize any damage. I slid to a stop and the asshat in front of me looks in his mirror....... and drives away! Another motorist stopped to see if I was alright, and helped me get the scoot back up on her wheels, and I rode her home.

The bad news is that I had to lay her down.



The good news is that the only damage to the scoot was a small tear in the soft chaps on the front crash bars, and a small scrape (hard to see) on the rear crash guard.


The bad news is that I have a hairline fracture in my fu(kin' ankle.......

Doc sez 4 - 6 weeks before it heals, and I have to go see a specialist Friday to make sure all looks good.


I figger I'll be riding in a week.
Damn it. . knock that sh)t off!

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I know. The Doc wanted me in an air cast, but I opted for a tensor bandage instead..... I may get the air cast yet though.... I'll see how it feels tomorrow.



BTW.... crutches suck.
And yes crutches do suck. . .I never mastered going down stairs.

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