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My Story, the Beginning... Welcome! The purpose of this forum is to "formally" introduce yourself to other members. Bonus points for telling us something embarrassing. We encourage you to visit the "Our origins and history.." area to gain a little insight into how the heck this all started, anyway.

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Old 03-31-2010, 03:04 PM
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I Was Born A Poor Depression Minded Dustbowl Brush Okie.....
My story? Remember...you're the one who axed it.

Okay.... The HOG guys won't have me. I don't color within the lines very well and I always seem to get kicked off the danged tour bus for straying away from the group. (Sheesh...I can't help it if I'm curious to find out WTF is on the other side of the handrails. I’m wired that way.... Anyways...I digress.)

Take no offense guys, but I think you guys deserve a spam lovin', doof minded prospect such as myself. Plus... as an added bonus... I sell pipe wrenches for a living and if it weren’t for me your esteemed Doof member, BennyNomad would be living under a bridge siphoning gas out of parked cars in order to ride. I’m just sayin’. So with that said I humbly present myself in true brown-nosing fashion, begging you Doofs to allow me to sit around the campfire with ya’ll. From here on out my desire is to become a Doof Clenas (Long “e” pronounced) and become known as the ‘Brush Okie’. So pleeeeeze, pleeeze, pleeeeeeeeze accept me as prospect.


I was born the son of an Oklahoma rancher destined to shovel manure and breed cattle for the rest of my life. Instead...I eventually discovered women, beer and the fact that my pick-m-up had the capabilities of traveling beyond the Lincoln County line and hence begins the dumbass adventures of my life. My life’s experiences range from getting kicked in the head by bucking horse playing rodeo, choosing to become a certifiable member of the South Louisiana Offshore Oilfield Trash Society and an honorary Coon-Ass, to winding up in Georgia since forever and pretending like I are a biznessman and part-time wannabe cattleman in Oklahoma. Other than that….I’m certain I’m on more than one left-wing list labeling me as some sort of right-wing, hard working, welfare hating, gun toting hate-monger. Nutherwords…..I am member of the ‘productive class’. Soooo…… I won’t be bumming dead presidents off of you to buy a beer or a can of SPAM.

And contrary to whatever BennyNomad says I don’t ride a Tricycle. Okay… maybe so… but it is the World’s Most Baddest Tricycle ever. And I will own a Heritage Soft-Tail in the very, very near future therefore redeeming my sorry ass.

Okay…is that good enough or do I need to throw in some extra groveling and pathetic begging?
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Well, he does breed cattle:, and he rides a trike...................but I guess he's OK. Since he does sign my checks, I guess I have to sponsor him boss. Thanks to Roadwolf, I know where the 43 is in GA.
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Sounds good to me, but I just joined too, so my word opinion don't mean sh*t around here.
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Well, he does breed cattle:, and he rides a trike...................but I guess he's OK. Since he does sign my checks, I guess I have to sponsor him boss. Thanks to Roadwolf, I know where the 43 is in GA.
You will show him to the prospect thread, I trust?
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Welcome. I thinking you are more like a ZINT than a doof.
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Welcome. I thinking you are more like a ZINT than a doof.
Nah.
Just because he's a boss, that don't make him a dick, too.
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What exactly is a zint???
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He wants to EARN his respect!
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He wants to EARN his respect!
Gonna be hard to do, given that no doof has ever accomplished that.

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Nah.
Just because he's a boss, that don't make him a dick, too.
Well..............It kinda does, but we all look over that.
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